Why don't you come touch?

Okay.

Should be rolling in any minute now.

Maybe I should do like a,

like a social media blast, right?

Ela, will you take a picture of me in front of this?

Thanks, pal. And tweet.

Now they should be coming any minute.

Anyone want a lamp? Only 25 bucks.

Thank you. So buy one.

Alright, who needs a lamp?

Who needs a lamp?

You look like a trendy gal.

A trendy lamp for a trendy gal.

It's lit over here.

Get it? You got it, she liked that one.

This is the lamp that I make myself.

They're normally 20 dollars,

but for you I'll give it to you for 15.

- Oh really?

- Of course they work.

- Excuse me, I'm in desperate need of a lamp.

- Are you?

Well good thing you need a lamp that's

fun and, uh, lights up.

I'm so nervous.

Come look at this bird one, I feel like

this speaks to you. - I like this bird one.

- I'm willing to get into a bidding war over this bird lamp.

- Would you? (bystander laughs)

- At this point I think Garret's scaring away the customers.

- Garret, what, get out of here.

- [Garret] I think the lamps are scaring away the customers.

- Hey, you guys look like you need lamps.

Lamps are good for the environment.

What?

Stupid.

Are these dumb?

Hey, you guys are back.

Here's a more modern kind of a sleek, clean.

This one's more of your rustic chic.

What do you think? 12 dollars.

Fine, 10 dollars.

10, I've gotta eat, ladies and gentlemen.

10? All right, my first sale!

Felt great, wow, what a thrill.

I blacked out, what happened?

Hi sir, do you like lamps?

Oh, well good thing I've got a,

a wine product just for you.

Only 15 dollars, but for you, I might go lower.

But probably not.

I'd do 12 right here right now,

but only right here right now.

Deal, I'll give it to ya.

- All right. - Thank you. You too.

Money, money feels good.

- Well, you sold two thirds of your inventory,

I think that's pretty good. - Boy,

did I learn a lot, number one,

you've got to expect to sell nothing.

People want to buy things online, and that's fine,

because you're still going to make money that way, so,

I mean, I would almost say try selling things online

before you go out and get a booth somewhere.

How about you, eight dollars for this lamp, last one.

One of a kind. - You've got to give it up.

- How am I gonna eat if I don't sell these lamps?

- How did you feel after making a sale?

- Oh boy, boy oh boy,

it felt like all of my hard work paid off.

- Not a lot of money, but plenty of compromises.

- I had fun, and I, I think I'm gonna

keep this up as like a side hobby.

- Well, let's pack it up. - Okay.

Eight dollars for this lamp.

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- (in unison) We're not your best friends.

- Watch it. (glasses clink)

Ah!

Aw, shit.

Am I doing this right?

- Yeah, you're looking good. - That's the name of the show.

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