- One second, and (sighing).

- Is it cute?

- Yeah, it's mad cute, it's just far too big.

- Just get a smaller size.

- This is the smallest size, it's the extra small.

You know what, I think I only need a few more pounds

to fill this baby out.

I'm gonna gain some weight and come back

and get it next week.

- Hell, yeah, large popcorn for us.

- [Girl] Yeah.

All right, just gotta gain two more pounds.

I can do this.

- Okay, well, according to your charts,

everything looks like it's in top shape,

so I'll see you in September.

- Okay, thanks, well, I have a question.

Do you have any tips for gaining weight?

- Well, you do have a high metabolism.

- Yeah.

- To be honest, you're in the right range

for height and weight, so, what's the problem?

- I can't fit any thing, like, I don't feel

like an adult woman.

- [Doctor] There are some steps we can take.

This won't be an easy task but we can get to it.

Have you tried weight proteins or any sort of

weight gain powders anything like that?

Yeah?

Tried just eating like garbage foods of any kinds, you know?

- Why are you eating so much?

- Trying to gain weight.

- So, you can just drag it.

- You know it's funny because often people

are trying to lose weight.

- Didn't I just see you eat a sub?

- Yeah, I'm just trying to gain weight.

- Trying to gain weight?

- Yeah.

- Oh, it must be so hard for you trying to gain weight.

Gees.

- So, I'm a doctor, so I probably shouldn't be telling

you this, but honestly, have you tried pigging out?

I don't know, you could try building muscle, you know?

Like building exercises, lifting weights, stuff like that.

Have you tried, I don't know, getting pregnant?

Have you tried a little bouncing a little boy or girl?

- (laughing) No, I haven't, not right now.

I don't have the time right now.

- You're young, that's fine, that's fine.

- You know, at the end of the day, there's nothing wrong

with your size.

You're healthy, that's the important thing.

Maybe you just gotta be comfortable, huh?

Not so bad.

(knocks on door)

- Hey, Ashley.

- Hi.

- Why'd you bring that big old thing?

- Because I tailored it for you, so now it'll fit.

- Aw, Ashley, you sweet, angel baby, come here.

- You're welcome.

- Come in.

- Where's the wine?

- Oh, right there.

Pinot Grig, red, whatever you're into.

- Malbec, Malbec.