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- LATRELL?

- WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL?

- CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF?

- WHY, YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC? - IS IT MUSIC?

BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES

OVER A BASS LINE.

- OH.

I GET IT.

YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC 'CAUSE I'M GAY.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GAY MAN'S MUSIC.

- NO, NO, NO.

IT'S--I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE,

AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL.

- OH, I SEE.

SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD.

YOU JUST CAN'T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED

TO ANOTHER MAN.

- I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S--

CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC,

LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING--

- OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY.

SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY.

STEREOTYPE MUCH?

[keys clacking]

SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY?

- YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF.

I THINK--

- 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT.

OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP!

LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE.

- AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM.

- AW.

I SEE.

SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY.

I'M SORRY.

- YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS

AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE.

- WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY.

AND "ANYWHATS," YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC.

- NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY?

YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS

IN THE WORKPLACE.

- FINE.

THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT.

YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP,

MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY--

OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED

LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES,

ET CETERA AND ET CETERA.

- OH, MY GOD.

- CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE,

AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK?

- OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME

SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL.

- DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS.

- AGH! [bleep]!

THAT'S A CLOSE-UP OF AN ANUS.

- OH, NO, THAT'S NOT AN ANUS.

THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL.

- THAT'S DISGUSTING. - OH, I SEE.

SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS

'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN.

- NO.

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE

OF ANYONE'S ANUS.

- HOMOPHOBE.

HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE.

HO-- [blows whistle]

HOMOPHOBE ALERT!

[high-pitched voice] HOMOPHOBE!

[imitating siren wailing]

- HEY.

- HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING?

- GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH?

- YEAH.

UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN.

GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND.

- HOW YOU DOING?

- I'M--I'M-- I'M DOING VERY WELL.

HOW--HOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVIN--GAVIN?

- GREAT. WANT TO GO? - YEAH.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- NO, TRUST ME. IT'S NOT.

- NO? - THAT'S THE GUY.

- OH.

- OH... I GET IT.

I'M NOT PERSECUTED. I'M JUST A ASSHOLE.

AH.