TO HAVE SOME FUN AND FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT

IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM HIGH WICKHAM, ENGLAND,

GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES CORDEN!

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TELEVISION STUDIOS AND CBS BROADCASTING INC]

JUSTIN: WE HAVE A BIG SHOW. WE HAVE A BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

[APPLAUSE] THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!

WHAT'S GOING ON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

WELCOME TO THE SHOW!

IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS.

THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US.

TODAY PRESIDENT OBAMA REVEALED THAT HIS FAVORITE SONG OF 2015

WAS "HOW MUCH A DOLLAR COST" BY KENDRICK LAMAR.

[LAUGHTER] NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HILLARY

REVEALED THAT HER FAVORITE SONG OF 2015 WAS, "WHATEVER WILL GET

YOU TO LIKE ME!" [LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE] YESTERDAY -- YESTERDAY THE

C.E.O. OF YAHOO GAVE BIRTH DO I DENT CAL TWINS.

AND EVEN THEY ALREADY HAVE GMAIL.

I READ THAT JEB BUSH'S SUPER PAC HAS SPENT OVER $50 MILLION ON

HIS CAMPAIGN. MEANWHILE, BERNIE SANDERS HAS SPENT OVER $5 ON HIS

LATEST HAIRCUT. [LAUGHTER]

[RIM SHOT] I WROTE THAT.

I WROTE THAT. ALSO --

JAMES: WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHAT THE -- [APPLAUSE]

WHAT IS GOING ON? I'M GETTING IN THE BATH.

HAVE I LIT A SCENTED CANDLE.

I HEAR THE MUSIC PLAYING. CLEARLY I'M NOT READY.

REGGIE, WHY DID YOU START THE MUSIC?

REGGIE: YOU TOLD ME TO PLAY THE MUSIC.

THAT'S WHAT WE DID. JAMES: THAT'S NOT ME!

THAT'S JUSTIN BIEBER! REGGIE: YOU LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.

JAMES: THANK YOU! JUSTIN: THAT IS NOT TRUE.

JAMES: JUSTIN, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.

JUSTIN: I'M SORRY MAN.

JAMES: IT'S TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY.

JUSTIN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? JAMES: NOW YOU'RE JUST NAMING

YOUR OWN SONGS! THAT'S PATHETIC.

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUSTIN: CAN I BE HONEST WITH

YOU?

JAMES: YES. JUSTIN: I REALLY WANT TO HOST MY

OWN LATE NIGHT SHOW.

JAMES: WELL GET YOUR OWN SHOW.

THIS IS MY SHOW.

YOU HAVE TO BACK OFF. DO YOU HEAR ME?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

JUST BECAUSE YOU RIDE WITH ME TO WORK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HANG

AROUND IN MY DRESSING ROOM ALL THE TIME AND TRY TO STEAL MY

JOB.

OK? JUSTIN: BUT CAN I HOST THE SHOW

JUST FOR TONIGHT?

JAMES: WHAT?

NEW YORK CITY YOU CAN'T.

JUSTIN: BUT CAN I AT LEAST ROLL THE

TITLES? JAMES: NO, YOU CAN'T.

GET OUT!

GET GONE! AUDIENCE: BOOING.

JAMES: ALL RIGHT, FINE. JUSTIN: HERE IT GOES.

HERE IT GOES. I'M JUSTIN BIEBER AND THIS --

THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW." ROLL THE TITLES!