WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THERE ARE AT LEAST THAT MANY PEOPLE ON

A DAILY BASIS LEAKING INFORMATION ABOUT THE WHITE

HOUSE, WE GET THIS EVERY DAY, NOW WE GET SOME IDEAS ABOUT THE

CURRENT STATE OF MORALE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, ESPECIALLY HOW DOES

THE NEW PRESIDENT FEEL ABOUT HIS JOB?

IS HE HAPPY, DOES HE HAVE

REGRETS?

SOME OF THE INFORMATION IS PRETTY INTERESTING.

THEY SAY

--

AND IT HAS BEEN THREE WEEKS.

NOT A VERY LONG TIME.

HOWARD STERN THIS WEEK SAID THAT WAS AMAZING IS THAT DONALD

TRUMP KEEPS WANTING TO GO TO MAR A LAGO, GET OUT OF THERE, AND

BARACK OBAMA IS LIVING DONALD TRUMP'S LIFE, AND TRUMP IS

LIVING OBAMA'S LIFE.

YOU SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF OBAMA PLAYING GOLF, WHO WAS HE

WITH?

RICHARD BRANSON.

HE WAS ON A GOLF CART AND HE HAD SUNGLASSES ON AND HIS HAT ON

BACKWARDS AND A GOLF SHIRT AND SUNGLASSES, SITTING IN THE BACK

LIKE, THIS IS AWESOME.

AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF THIS I THINK HIS HAIR WILL DARKEN

AGAIN.

[LAUGHTER] THAT WAS GOOD, JOHN.

THANK YOU.

WE HAVE SOME MORE INFORMATION --

-- WE WOULD ATTACK HIM FOR

DOING THAT SO SOON, THAT'S WHY

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT YOUR TRANSITION AND KNOW WHAT

YOU ARE DOING --

DOES MELANIA GO DOWN TO MAR A LAGO?

WATCH OUT.

SHOW SOME RESPECT.

WE'VE ALSO HEARD THAT SHE HAS NO INTENTION OF MOVING TO THE

WHITE HOUSE.

ORIGINALLY IT WOULD BE FOR A WHILE FOR BARRON -- I

ALMOST SAID BANNON -- BUT NOW IT MIGHT APPARENTLY CONTINUE.

I WAS LISTENING TO RYAN SEACREST THIS MORNING AND HE

SAID THAT MAR A LAGO.

IS FANTASTIC

DID HE REALLY?

IF HE'S GOING TO QUOTE HOWARD STERN --

I DON'T HAVE SATELLITE, I HAVE TO HAVE TERRESTRIAL RADIO.

THIS IS POLITICO INTERVIEWING PEOPLE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

ALL THIS INFORMATION IS ACCURATE, OBVIOUSLY, BUT IT IS

WORTH DISCUSSING.

I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR -- OF COURSE WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.

OF COURSE WE KNOW FOR SURE.

WE KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS.

MICHAEL

SHURE IS ON THE PANEL, I SAID I WATCHED THE APPRENTICE YESTERDAY

AND MICHAEL SAID DON'T WATCH THAT, HE'S THE WORST PERSON IN

AMERICA.

NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN MORE RIGHT ABOUT A PERSON EVER.

THIS WAS LIKE IN 2001,

AND BY THEN HE HAD ALREADY BELIEVED IT FOR 12 YEARS.

THIS IS THE TRUTH, I COULDN'T BELIEVE THEY GAVE HIM A SHOW.

NOW WE ARE AT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LEVEL.

MICHAEL WAS OUTRAGED ABOUT THE APPRENTICE.

DONALD TRUMP HAS --

I'M NOT HIS THERAPIST, BUT HE HAS A NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY

DISORDER, THAT'S BEEN SUGGESTED, YOU COULD TELL ME HE HAS

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY OR SOME FORM OF BIPOLAR, I WOULD BELIEVE

THAT TOO, OBVIOUSLY UNTREATED, PEOPLE WHO ARE BIPOLAR CAN

GET TREATED AND FUNCTION.

I DID.

THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT HE'S PSYCHOTIC, IN SOME WAYS.

THEREFORE THE PEOPLE WILLING AND DRAWN TO WORK WITH HIM ARE THE

KIND OF PEOPLE DRAWN TO THAT PSYCHOSIS AND DRAWN TO THAT SORT

OF PERSONALITY, AND THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THOSE

PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING A CHOICE -- AGAIN, IF YOU ARE IN LOVE

WITH SOMEONE WHO'S THAT WAY YOU MAKE SACRIFICES BECAUSE THAT'S

THE PERSON YOU LOVE.

PEOPLE DRAWN TO IT ARE STRANGE, FRENCH

FIGURES.

THAT'S WHY BANNON IS THERE, THAT'S WHY THESE CABINET

MEMBERS FITS IN, WHAT YOU THINK BETSY DEVOS MAKES SENSE, WHY

DEVOS THINGS IT MAKES SENSE, WHY PRUITT MAKES SENSE.

AND MIKE

FLYNN, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY.

YOU THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH JEFF SESSIONS?

RULE 19, DON'T EVEN IMPLY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH

JEFF SESSIONS.

JIMMY PERSISTED.

SOME OF THEM ARE JUST BASIC, OLD-SCHOOL RACISTS, IT COULD BE

SIMPLE AS THAT.

SO THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE FILLED WITH

KELLYANNE CONWAYS, SEAN SPICER, PEOPLE WILLING TO SAY --

MIKE POMPEO WAS NUTS IN CONGRESS.

AND HE WAS DRAWN TO THIS.

AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF REPUBLICANS

WHO WILL BE LIKE, THAT'S A SCENE.

THERE IS A CRAZY PERSON HIRING

PEOPLE ATTRACTED TO CRAZY.

WHICH MAKE ME WONDER ABOUT STEVE MNUCHIN.

WHATEVER YOU

THINK ABOUT HIS BANKING HISTORY AND WHATEVER HE DOES, HE MUST

SIT IN THAT ROOM -- BECAUSE BY ALL OTHER ACCOUNTS HE SEEMS

NORMAL, I JUST OPENED A STUDIO AND I WORKED IN A BANK, NOW I'M

HERE WITH THESE NUTS -- HE'S LIKE MARILYN ON THE

MUNSTERS, HE'S JUST THIS GUY AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.

LET'S GET INTO IT MORE BECAUSE SOME OF THIS GETS TO SCARIER

TERRITORY.

FIRST OFF --

I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND THAT, THAT SEEMS FAIR.

ALSO --

THAT IS NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL --

THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAME TO

WORK FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND

AREN'T LIKE THAT, AND THEY ARE EXPOSED TO THESE PEOPLE AND THEY

ARE LIKE, WHOA.

AND THE CRAZY PEOPLE THINK THAT THE NORMAL

PEOPLE ARE OUT TO GET THEM.

AND AGAIN, BIG RANGE OF NORMAL.

COULD BE PEOPLE WE DISAGREE WITH ON BASIC EVERYTHING BUT HAVE A

BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION FUNCTION THAT NOT JUST TRUMP BUT THE

PEOPLE WILLINGLY WORKING FOR HIM, CLOSE TO HIM, MUST ALSO

HAVE.

COREY LEWANDOWSKI -- THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT GUY.

EVER BUT HE KNOWS THAT.

THE NIXON PEOPLE THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS OUT TO GET THEM

TOO.

THAT'S A FAIR POINT.

THE OTHER THING, THE WORLD LEADERS THING, IT'S NOT A LEAK

IF YOU HANG UP ON THE PRESIDENT OF AUSTRALIA AND THE AUSTRALIAN

PRESS REPORTS IT.

THAT'S NOT A LEAK.

THERE SUCH A NAÏVETÉ ABOUT THE

WAY THINGS WORK, IN A REAL

SENSE OF THE WORD IT'S A DYSFUNCTIONAL WHITE HOUSE.

THE LEAKS COULD OBVIOUSLY COME FROM AUSTRALIA.

IT WAS REPORTED ON BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT -- OR THE PRIME

MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA IS LIKE, THE PRESIDENT HUNG UP ON ME.

BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN THE ROOM?

THESE CONVERSATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RECORDED, MOST OF

THEM END UP BEING RECORDED.

SOME SUSPICIOUSLY DO NOT.

THEY HAPPEN PRETTY QUICKLY, THERE ARE ONLY I WOULD IMAGINE

THREE OR FOUR TRUMP PEOPLE IN THAT ROOM.

THEY ARE INVESTIGATING TO TRY TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS, I HAVE NO

DOUBT THEY WILL FIND SOMEONE WHO THEY AT LEAST THINK IS THE ONE.

A LITTLE BIT MORE FOR YOU, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PERHAPS --

[JIMMY]: THAT'S WHAT I DO!

HERE'S THE MOST SERIOUS PART, PERHAPS --

HE'S GOING TO COME OUT OF THIS AND BE LIKE, OBAMA WAS

GREAT.

HOW DID HE DO IT?

HE GOT ALL THESE POSITIONS FILLED IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

I HAD NO IDEA.

I SAW A POLL TODAY, 25% OF THE COUNTRY AGREED THAT LAWMAKERS

AND JUDGES SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO OVERRULE THE PRESIDENT.

I DON'T

KNOW IF IT'S ONLY IN THE CASE OF TRUMP, FOR 25% SAY THAT

CONSTITUTION, SHOVE IT UP YOUR SHIT GIBBON.

THAT'S WEIRDLY LOWER THAN I WOULD'VE GUESSED.

AUTHORITARIAN LEADER, LET HIM DO HIS JOB.

THEY SENSE IT IS BEING ANTI-TRUMP.

I THINK THAT IS AN ENCOURAGING NUMBER.

ALL THESE POLLS ARE

DISCOURAGING, AGAIN, 28% OF AMERICANS IN 2008 THOUGHT GEORGE

W. BUSH DID A GOOD JOB --

KATRINA, MWAH!

[KISSING NOISE]

IRAQ WAR, GREAT JOB.

THERE IS AN EXAMPLE, WITH TRUMP, WHAT

PEOPLE DO, I DO IT, LET ME MENTION ONE THING THAT I KNOW,

THEN TURN THE CONVERSATION TO SOMETHING ELSE.

TRUMP CALLED

MIKE FLYNN, ACCORDING TO THE HUFFINGTON POST, AT 3 O'CLOCK IN

THE MORNING TO ASK HIM WHETHER IT WAS GOOD TO HAVE A STRONG

DOLLAR OR WEEK DOLLAR.

AND MIKE FLYNN, IN THE BEST MOMENT HE'S

HAD, SAYS THAT'S NOT REALLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.

I WOULD HAVE

GUESSED STRONG --

I WOULD HAVE GUESSED STRONG.

IT DEPENDS WHO IS ASKING.

THE PRESIDENT IS ASKING.

MIKE FLYNN SAID MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL AN ECONOMIST.

AND

TRUMP GOT MAD AT THAT RESPONSE.

CALLED HIM FAKE NEWS AND HUNG UP.

BUT WAS FURIOUS THAT HE

DIDN'T HAVE AN ANSWER AND DIDN'T KNOW, I'M THINKING TRUMP WAS

PROBABLY TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK AN ECONOMIST.

STEVE MNUCHIN.

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THIS IS A PRESIDENT WHO HAS NO POLITICAL

OR MILITARY EXPERIENCE, BUT FILLS HIS CV WITH GLOWING

REVIEWS OF HIS INTERNATIONAL TRADE AND BUSINESS EXPERIENCE,