字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Mm. - Mm-mm. - (Cough) Mm. - Me, me, me, me. Also word, me got something in me mouth. Me got little cookie crumb. Num num. - One take Cookie, that's what they call you. - Yeah, that's all me need. Camera two. - So you don't wanna give them any good stuff until the close-up cookie? - No, me waiting for close-up. Me professional monster here. Me know how it works. - Just give them garbage in the wide, that's right. You can cheat the edit. - They never use the wide shot. - (Laugh) - That's right. - Me gonna save the tears for the close-up. - That's right. No, no, no. - Sorry. - For reading, for reading, not for eating. We'll get more into that after the break. - Brilliant. - You terrific. - Bang, right, big swing. - You so good at this. - Thank you, Cookie. You're a great hope man. - Me in the shot. You no want me in that shot. Me here if you need me. - Okay, on deck, he's on deck. Cookie's on deck. Our top story. - Yeah, like that. Do that again with the turn. - That terrific turn. - Not bad, right? - Me love it. Keep it up. - Ear touch. - Ear touch? - Something important is coming in. - Do you do the one finger or the two finger touch? - Two finger is something very serious had better be happening. One finger- - But then two if you need it. - Two if, I'm struggling to hear you. - Whoa, me no believe it. - Exactly. - We have confirmation from Al Roker, but- - Confirmation from Al Roker does not mean Al Roker. - (Laugh) - Great job, Al. - I'm gonna drop you like a bag of dirt. I'm not telling you how to run camera. - (Laugh) - (Laugh) You do not have Al Roker. - (Laugh) - Expect two to three feet of GIFs. That's GIFs, you want me to say GIFs. - (Laugh) - Me believe it's pronounced GIF. - That's what you believe. I do, I believe. (Sound) You know what? I don't need this, okay. I'm out of here. - Al? Me losing Al. - Al. - Al. - Al. - Where'd Al go? He made run for it? - Where did he go to? That man is a mystery. Wow, he really stormed out of there. So, you get it because. - No quit with your day job. Stick with the news. Yeah, but I can't. - It's okay. - No, I don't think it is okay. - No, no, it's fine. You're going to be fine. - Because you get it, though, right? - Me get it. - Right. - But me no think it really work, quite work in this setting. - Well, it work, I mean- - Maybe on a different show. - Well, fundamentally, structurally it works, it's a weatherfront, there's a storm and a weatherfront. - Yes, structurally it works because it's stormy, weatherman. - It crosses over. - But me think it just not quite get there. - Well, well, it's subjective. - Here the line, here the joke. (Sound) - (Laugh) - Not quite there. - (Laugh) I'm not sure about that. I think there's a line, and the joke. I think it's through. - No, me think it was that way. - I think it's- - No, wait a minute! Al! - Al. - Al, Al here. - Is he back? Al. - Al back. What do you think, Al? Al weighing in. Al says, he no buy it - No, it's a solid weather joke. Come on Al. - We on to sports already. - I feel this- - You can drop it. - I feel I'm resolved. - It was a good try. Me appreciate the effort. - Well, that's passive aggressive. - Do you think Grover is watching this? (Laugh) Hi, Grover. - Cookie Monster is back in the studio, Grover's not here. - (Laugh) It's a shame, he's my favorite, hi Grover. - You got cookie? That solve everything. - Wow, that is your go-to, isn't it? - I'm really honored to be here on TV, and I guess I just wanna say thank you mom for giving birth to me and. - That's good, that's good, that's good. - Got a little bit of something. - Yeah, better, better, what? Probably a cookie. - Me think it cookie crumb. - Okay. - Me got crumbs in here from the 80s. - (Laugh) - That's- - We got one. It's vintage. 1983 oatmeal raisin. - That's nice. Before the FDA stepped in, that's the real stuff. - Yeah. - I don't know if the. (Laugh) Okay. - Is that newsroom gesture? - Do you know what? - On to sports. - (Laugh) I think on to- - Me like it. - I think on to anything. - That works. - That works. That's right, it doesn't just need to be sports. - No, it could be anything. - Okay, and onto more terrible news about the wealth gap. We never quite got that. - Yeah, sorry, yeah. - (Laugh) - Yeah, you're right, you're right. We never did the thing we're supposed to do, you're right, yeah, okay. - (Sound) Let me get that leather piece in here. What kind of belt you wearing? - (Laugh) - (Cough) - (Laugh) No, don't, leave the hanky alone. Can you leave me with something? - That not taste very good, that not cookie. - It's not a cookie. - Why you not tell me that? - We've learned something about trust. Just savor it at least. - There's no way they can use any of that. - Mm-mm.