I don't know me haffi check the IPop Charts.

What's that?

Oh Taylor, you have so much to learn...

Are you ready?

♪ OHH... ♪

♪ CELEBRITIES ARE REALLY CRUEL... ♪

♪ WHAT IF THEY WERE INSIDE A SCHOOL?... ♪

♪ WOULDN'T THAT BE SO COOL?... ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH... ♪

♪ IF YOU WANT TO HANG WITH THE POP QUEENS THEN... ♪

♪ JUST FORGET IT, YEAH... ♪

♪ THEY'RE TOO POPULAR ♪

♪ TOO HIGH ON THE CHARTS ♪

♪ AND TOO, REMEMBER THEM ♪

♪ SLAYING YOUR FACE ♪

♪ ON THE RED CARPET, YEAH... ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

Take it away Taylor.

Umm..

What is Twitter?

Ah, officially embarrassed myself in front of the whole school...

I didn't learn a thing from that sing-along.

Except that Nicki Minaj wants another grand album _______________________.

I would so happy to get in Mrs. Spears class

In 1957, Elvis's Hound Dog was a hit.

Like my song, Womanizer. We all love that song, right?

Hey, have you got a pencil I can borrow?

I only had one boyfriend in my life.

Back in Tennessee, a boy named Joe Jonas asked me out on a dare.

He dumped me on the phone a week later..

Get real, you thought I was serious? Nerd.

But this guy, he hit me like a wrecking ball.

Hey, I should make that a song.

Nah, he will flop.

Can I interested you in Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday album?

Look, kangaroo girl. I don't know what the hell are you talking about.

But you can get that hell out of my face?

Well, how about a $10.99 steak?

Bye Tay Tay!

Live in Super Star High,

was way different than Hillbilly High.

The pop queens and other notable celebs were escorted to their limos.

Gargling amount of screaming fans that'll lined up outside the school everyday.

Of course, I was left to rely on the yellow _____________________.

Hey baby look!

I made my hair even bigger.