and we've had two cups.

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- Ever since I got to Hollywood

I've been a complete coffee snob.

Like I care too much about my coffee,

and like, I need my coffee.

- I'm very particular about what I like

and what I don't like.

- I drink a lot of coffee, but I don't know how to make it.

- I used to be a barista, way back in the day,

so coffee's kind of my thing.

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- I'd say this is maybe like a medium brew,

versus a lighter brew.

- This tastes a little oaky to me.

It does taste the way it looks

which is like darker and more like--

- I'd say more robust. - [Man In Hat] Like full.

- It's a moist silkiness.

But still weak.

I'm not mad though.

- It's along the basic category I would say.

But it's, it's not the most basic.

- Oh, this is Starbucks.

- I would say it cost maybe two bucks.

And I would pay two bucks.

- This is definitely $1.85, and I'd pay two bucks for it.

- It's like $1.50.

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- Haha, I knew it! - [Man] I ain't mad.

- Wow I really am--

- I mean she does have Starbucks right there.

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- I can barely even smell anything at all.

- Yeah, I can barely even smell it.

- What even, is this coffee?

- Smells flat.

- It's got a buttery smell.

- I feel like the nicer coffees

have a higher, sweeter taste at the top.

And this is like, it goes down really smooth,

and has like a little hint of something at the top.

- I'd say it definitely tastes sour.

- I would pay $0.50 for this.

- I wouldn't pay for this.

- I'm scared to be wrong here,

cause I, I really like this coffee.

And I think I would pay $4.00 for it.

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- Seven?!

- Oh my God, $7 for this?!

- It's worth $7.

- It's actually really good.

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- What are these notes?

I don't even know what, note this is.

- It feels tropical, it's got, it's got a,

I don't know, I see trees when I smell it.

- It's like a pretentious smell.

Like why are you even-- - [Man] Mmmmm.

- Smelling like this?

- I feel like I'm going to regret this if I'm wrong,

but it tastes sophisticated.

- They must have infused something in this.

I don't know what this is.

- I think that it costs $3.

- Yeah, I would say $5.

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- $5 for this coffee?!

This was, I think what this is,

this is too complex for my snobbery.

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- There's barely any bitterness to this.

I mean, it's, I don't want anymore.

- It just smells pretty standard.

- This is like free office coffee

and I wouldn't pay for it.

- Free office coffee, and I wouldn't pay for it.

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- There def over-charging.

- I'd say $1 even.

- Yeah, get read of that $0.79.

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- Starbucks to me was my favorite one,

because it kind of included all those things

that I look for in a cup of coffee.

- The coffee commissary one out of all of them,

like I, it got me thinking, like,

it was like, "Woah, something happened here."

And like it, it wasn't just like the run of the mill,

or run of the swill, if you will coffee. (laughs)

- Okay Dr. Seuss.