That was so much fun!

sigh Can I have some water?

I'm not used to so much privileged activity.

Oh hey, where's the bathroom?

Uh, there's one in the bedroom

and one down the hall to the left.

Thanks.

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Y'know, I don't need to get you things

from the kitchen, you live here too.

You're a better host.

That was a fun date.

What- that wasn't a double date,

that was just doubles.

rolls eyes

Oh... which one is mine?

James...

No, Dave?

I don't know actually, they both touched my lower back.

I basically went home every weekend

to hang out with my parents.

What was boarding school like for you?

Oh, really fun!

You got some nice strokes out there.

Thank you so much!

But you were great!

I would love a lesson sometime.

Oh... sure, I mean is that okay James?

Hey, you do you.

Oh, you know my shoulders are so out of wack from today.

Oh, you look tight- hey, let me help you.

James: Come here. Dave: Hey.

Are you thirsty at all?

I have water or juice boxes for I'm feeling crazy!

laughs That's hilarious.

Y'know, you are really hilarious.

I love the apartment, it really screams Gaby to me.

Oh man, Allison's skin is just so soft.

Okay, what is going on here?

Both: What? Nothing!

Who do you like? Me or Allison?

Don't ask them that, they're both gonna pick you!

Hey, not true! I would love to hook up with you

Or Gaby.

Same.

What?

I think we are both down for either.

Yeah, you guys are both great.

But-

But we are so different.

I guess?

Two halves of the same whole?

Let me get this straight.

You two would be equally happy to make out

with me, an uptight looney toon who's going

to get too clingy in a couple of weeks.

Or go have crazy wild sex with Gaby until she

makes you do something that causes you to be

so uncomfortable you question your manhood?

James: Sure. Dave: That would sound fun.

James: W-Wait- Dave: It was a compliment.

You are the most beautiful girl in the world!

Both of you.

A: Urgh! Yuck, yuck, yuck.

G: Goodbye!

How could they want to be with either one of us?

We are so different!

Do they not have any standards or preferences?

It is weird that I would've slept

with either one of them?

No, because they were the same.

Yeah.

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I don't remember their names.

Daniel.

Yes.

They were both named Daniel.

Mhmm.