Come on.

LAUREL: Go ahead and toss the books your child has outgrown and, more importantly, the ones

you hate reading.

MOLLY: You're feeling pretty guilty about getting rid of that one book, huh?

That's all right.

You can keep that one.

MEGAN: All right.

LAUREL: Okay.

Keep that one too.

I know you've had it a long time.

MEGAN: Thanks.

MOLLY: You know what?

Fine.

Just keep all the books.

MEGAN: Okay, thank you.

And what about this, there's two of these, but you know what if something happens--

MOLLY: I said just keep all the books.

MEGAN: Thanks.

LAUREL: You're going to want to arrange the books in a way that's easy for your child

to find the one she wants.

There are several options including title...no, title.

MOLLY: Color.

LAUREL: Font size.

MOLLY: Award recognition.

LAUREL: Moral lesson taught.

MOLLY: Publication date.

LAUREL: And rhyme scheme.

MOLLY: Today we're going with size of book.

That will give a uniform look to your bookshelf and keep smaller books from getting lost.

MEGAN: Oh, found it.

LAUREL: When arranging by size, start with the largest books and then decrease in size

from there.

Okay.

Make it your own but do it right.

MOLLY: Oh wait, you missed this medium size one.

That's okay.

We'll just shift everything.

Easy.

MEGAN: Okay.

MOLLY: Okay.

Can you just hold that up?

MEGAN: Yeah.

MOLLY: I've got the size figured out.

MEGAN: i think it's too big there.

LAUREL: Oops.

Here's another book you missed.

This section's already full so we'll just have to redo it and then we'll get it in there.

MEGAN: Can I just jam it in?

LAUREL: Oh sure.

Just jam it.

MOLLY: Just jam it.

LAUREL: Jam it!

MEGAN: Yeah, I'm trying to jam it but it won't jam.

LAUREL: Oops.

Found another big book you missed.

MEGAN: Were you hiding that?

LAUREL: Why would I do that?

I'm trying to help you.

MEGAN: Okay, you know what?

I'm done.

The kids are just going to mess this up immediately--

MOLLY: Uh-oh.

Found another box of books.

MEGAN: Oh.

MOLLY: Got to put these in.

MEGAN: My gosh, I don't care.

I'm done.

MOLLY: You don't care?

MEGAN: No, I don't.

MOLLY: If you don't have an organized bookshelf, your kids won't know how to read.

MEGAN: Ah!

MEGAN: Anthony, can you say The BreakWomb?

ANTHONY: No!