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  • - Where in the world is Superwoman today-ay?

  • Trinidad and Tobago!

  • Okay just kidding, I'm actually in L.A.,

  • but I was in Trinidad and Tobago a few days ago,

  • I just didn't get a chance to shoot anything.

  • But I've been waiting so long to say that,

  • so just allow it.

  • (horse trots and neighs)

  • What up everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman!

  • And it has been forever and a half

  • since I've uploaded a new video.

  • Basically, what happened was, I forgot all of my video files

  • on my laptop, at home, in Toronto.

  • So I'm sitting up in Trinidad and Tobago thinking,

  • "Damn, I need these files to release my videos".

  • So I came up with a genius idea

  • to ask my parents to send me these files.

  • ♫ I am so smart, S-M-R-T ♫

  • But that didn't go so well.

  • Observe.

  • You know when that hotline bling

  • That can only mean one thing

  • Ever since I left the village, you

  • You know exactly what you asked for

  • Looking for something I never seen before

  • You used to call me on my mobile

  • - Why am I posing like this?

  • Uh, you know, you

  • Huh?

  • - Why you trying to make me pose like this?

  • - Because it's how they do in Drake music video.

  • - I feel like I'm doing poo-poo in India toilet.

  • - Like a swagger. (phone ringing)

  • Ah, you see? Hotline blinging. (phone ringing)

  • That's when you're doing right.

  • (phone ringing)

  • - Hello?

  • - Hello? Mom, I need your help.

  • - Mommy not home.

  • - Mom, please.

  • - What do you want?

  • - Can you send me files from my laptop?

  • - Huh?

  • - Huh what'd she say?

  • She got a smile from a bad cop?

  • - What?

  • - Huh?

  • - How many miles from Bangkok?

  • - Huh?

  • (sighs)

  • What, can you shut up? She need file from laptop.

  • - Okay, I see. Why she no say like this.

  • - Dumb head.

  • - Okay, open my laptop.

  • - Okay, it's saying password.

  • - Okay, yeah, it's zero, nine,

  • two, six,

  • one, nine, eight, eight.

  • (tapping on keys)

  • - Wait, wait. Whose phone number this is?

  • This a boy's phone number?

  • - It's my birthday.

  • - Wait, when is her birthday?

  • - Huh?

  • I don't know.

  • - Huh, okay.

  • - Okay, now listen carefully.

  • At the bottom of the screen, you'll see small little icons.

  • - Okay.

  • - Find the one that looks like a movie scene,

  • like what a director would use.

  • It's very colorful, it's called Final Cut.

  • - Uhh, okay. Ahh, iTunes?

  • - No, no, it's called Final Cut.

  • - Ahh, okay. Google, Google Chrome?

  • - No, it's called Final Cut!

  • - Ahh, okay, okay. Huh, find it, find it.

  • Ahh, Facetime, right?

  • - Final Cut!

  • - Okay, okay, okay, yeah, I see this one.

  • Okay, Final Cut, Final Cut, okay.

  • It's like movie clapping director, one, two.

  • - Yes, yes, good. Click that.

  • - One click or double click?

  • - It doesn't matter.

  • (tapping keyboard)

  • - Okay, I click twice.

  • - Okay, great, listen, a project is going to open.

  • I need you to export that, and send me that file.

  • - What? What she mean export, huh?

  • I'm not paying any bloody shipping fee, okay?

  • - Please ignore everything Dad is saying right now.

  • - Mmhm, don't worry, okay? I've been ignoring for 30 years.

  • - Okay, go to file.

  • It's at the top, left hand corner of the screen.

  • - File.

  • - Now go to share, and save that file as,

  • How Girls React.

  • - Okay uh, H-O-

  • - Yes.

  • - W-G-R, no, sorry.

  • - No, yes...

  • - Uh, I-R-L, girl.

  • Uh, re. R-E-A capital? No.

  • C-T, okay, ahh, okay.

  • - Okay. Now click save.

  • - Okay, click once or double click?

  • - It doesn't matter.

  • - Okay, okay. It's saving.

  • - Okay now, click the photoshop icon.

  • It's going to be at the bottom of the screen.

  • It should have a PS.

  • - Huh? I'm not doing any shopping online, okay?

  • - Huh, huh. That's right, that's right.

  • You know how many people bloody crap?

  • - Just click it!

  • - First they steal credit card, okay?

  • Then they steal passport, and then they put another

  • bloody U2 album on my iPhone?

  • No.

  • - Okay you know what, forget it, forget it.

  • You know what, just open a new window on Google Chrome.

  • - I'm on it, don't worry.

  • - Google Chrome, remember, the one you saw before?

  • - Huh, Final Cut?

  • - No, the other colorful one.

  • - Ahh, okay, okay, okay. iTunes.

  • - No, Google Chrome!

  • - Ahh, okay, okay, I click this one. It say Google.

  • - Okay, good, yes.

  • Now, in the address bar, type "gmail.com".

  • - Okay, okay. G-

  • E-

  • E-

  • M-

  • A-

  • L-

  • E.

  • - Okay, no. No, the letter G,

  • M-A-I-L, dot com.

  • - Wait, wait, Lilly? You using gangster mail?

  • - Huh, what? Tell her she's grounded.

  • - Okay, listen. My inbox should already be open.

  • - Lilly, there's one email here saying

  • if you don't send ten people, you going to die.

  • - You see? You see?

  • I bloody knew she part of gangster group.

  • - Mom, focus. Focus.

  • I need you to click compose.

  • - Okay, one click or two click?

  • - It doesn't matter!

  • - Huh.

  • - Okay, you'll see a paperclip icon on the bottom.

  • Click that, and now attach the file you just saved.

  • - Okay, paperclip.

  • - Oh, no, no, no, no, you do staple, not paper clip, okay?

  • Paper clip will fall off.

  • I don't want gangsters shoot us,

  • because paper out of order, okay.

  • You know they shoot people these kind of things?

  • - Right. Okay, now find that file on the desktop.

  • - Huh? First she bloody say save on computer,

  • now she's saying on top of desk?

  • Let me go check

  • - Okay, I see it.

  • - And now click attach.

  • - One click or two?

  • - It.

  • Doesn't.

  • Matter.

  • - Okay. I am doing two.

  • - Okay great. Now put my email address

  • where it says, send to.

  • It's lillysingh@gmail.com

  • - L-I-L-L-Y-

  • S-I-N-G-H-A-T

  • - Wait what? Mom, Mom, no, no.

  • It's lillysingh, at sign, gmail dot com.

  • - Oh I sorry, okay, okay L-I-L-L-Y-

  • S-I-N-G-H-

  • A-T-S-I-G-N.

  • - No, Mom, Mom. The, at, symbol.

  • - Oh, okay okay, number 2 shifter.

  • - Yes!

  • - Okay wait wait wait. You want to add closed caption?

  • - What?

  • - It says CC here.

  • - Oh, God, no. Just click send.

  • - One click or...?

  • - Once, once, just click it once.

  • - I don't see any file on desk.

  • - Okay, now find the apple

  • - Where?

  • - Top left of the screen.

  • - No, we don't have any more apple.

  • - And click logout.

  • - Shut down?

  • - No, no. Just click logout.

  • - About this Mac?

  • - Log.

  • Out.

  • - Hold, hold, hold, I never saved the Google Chrome.

  • - That's okay

  • - Okay, dont blame me forgetting it okay?

  • - It's fine.

  • - Okay, Done. Wait, hold, Lilly, wait.

  • I want you stop using this gangster mail, okay?

  • I am worried.

  • - Okay, Mom. I'll use Hotmail.

  • - Huh? She's saying she going to use a hot male?

  • - What I tell you about talking to boys, huh?

  • (echoing door slam)

  • - It's true though, you know.

  • All hot males do only exist online.

  • Just kidding! They're just taken.

  • Or gay. Or both.

  • Or, just like my inability to change up track pants,

  • and, therefore, don't like people.

  • Whatever.

  • The point is I am back to regular uploads,

  • and I really, really appreciate your patience,

  • during my technical struggles.

  • (high-pitch whirring)

  • Comment below and let me know if you've ever experienced

  • anything similar to this video with your parents,

  • because this is, genuinely, based on a true story.

  • If you liked this video, give it a big thumbs up.

  • You can check out my last video right there.

  • It's a collaboration with the one, and only, Selena Gomez.

  • So make sure you check that out.

  • My vlogs are right there.

  • We have less than 5k subs

  • away from hitting one million subscribers

  • So go subscribe to that channel.

  • Um, all the links for all that, is in the description,

  • just in case the antifeatures don't work on your phone.

  • Other than that, you can click subscribe,

  • because I make videos every Monday and Thursday,

  • and I would love for you to be here.

  • One Love Superwoman.

  • That is a wrap and zoop!

- Where in the world is Superwoman today-ay?

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