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  • Ladies and gentlemen, the holiday season's here.

  • The holiday shopping is upon us.

  • And Amazon is trying to make it even easier by debuting a new store concept called Amazon Go.

  • It's a store where sensors detect which items youve grabbed, charge your amazon account and you can just walk out.

  • (laughing)

  • Don't believe me? Take a look.

  • Four years ago, we started to wonder...

  • What would shopping look like

  • if you can walk into a store, grab what you want, and just go.

  • (laughing)

  • Now Amazon is calling this, "just walk out technology."

  • (laughing) Is this ground breaking?

  • Well, that’s how I shopped all through my teenager years.

  • Now... maybe other retailers can learn from this.

  • Hey, CVS pharmacy, are you watching?

  • (laughing)

  • This is how you do self-check out.

  • Not me scanning my own stuff for 15 minutes while a women with the ring of keys judges me.

  • (laughing)

  • Now apparently, it scans all you items and charges you later.

  • But I've got to say, at this point,

  • I’d still be way too nervous that I’d get into trouble.

  • Do you know what I mean?

  • I'd go in, grab a sandwich and be like, "I'm taking this, ok?"

  • (laughing)

  • I'm leaving now, is...(laughing)

  • Is everybody cool with this? (laughing) Good, ok.

  • But I don't know. I prefer the normal way of shopping through Amazon.

  • You know, buying stuff online at 2 a.m. and being surprised by whatever shows up at my front door. (laughing)

  • You come home from work--

  • Ohhh, a Bowflex.

  • But now let's talk about Donald Trump because this is a late night show and

  • It's apparently required by law.

  • Today, Donald Trump learned that a new air force one was being built for 4 billion dollars and it won't be ready until after his first term.

  • And he tweeted that he wants to cancel the order.

  • Now, coincidentally there are already a lot of voters who wish they can cancel an order that they made on November 8th.

  • (cheers and applause)

  • Does Trump think that twitter is like Siri for the presidency?

  • He's like, "Twitter, cancel plane order."

  • "Twitter, appoint someone Secretary of State."

  • "Oh Twitter, piss off the Chinese woman, Thank you."

  • Why is he even doing this?

  • The plane wouldn't be finished until 2022.

  • "Hey, Trump, why you gotta cramp president Kanye’s style like that. (laughing)

  • But here is some bad news for anyone flying this holiday season.

  • United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on in the overhead bin.

  • I know. What next?

  • In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a flotation device for only 129 dollars.

  • Major credit cards accepted.

  • So for a lower price, you can fly this service which is called "basic economy."

  • Or for an even lower price, you can stay in the cargo holder with a bunch of Irish immigrants,

  • hoping to reach a new world.

  • (laughing)

  • Now, finally I have to show you this photo that went viral. I don’t know if you saw this.

  • A couple in Disney World locked lips for a once in a lifetime photo in front of the Cinderella's Castle.

  • And they were accidentally photobombed by a woman who seems to disapprove.

  • (laughing)

  • But hey look at the expression on her face.

  • (laughing)

  • Now, I will say in her defense, that guy is her husband.

  • Can we have a look at the photo again?

  • Look at her there. Look!

  • I don't know who this woman is, but I am positive her name is Linda. (laughing)

  • Now the thing is what you may not know, this woman has been photobombing kisses for a while.

  • Like who knew she was present at this kiss? (laughing)

  • And look how she reacted to this kiss? (laughing)

  • And who knew she can ever have had a problem with this KISS?

Ladies and gentlemen, the holiday season's here.

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アマゾンの「歩くだけ」技術は革命的ではない (Amazon's "Just Walk Out" Technology Isn't Revolutionary)

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