(Passing gas)

- All right.

Uh, what's your password?

- It's logjammin1800.

- Let me just get one. It's just one.

- Oh, now you're going Maverick.

- Now I'm just shaping.

- Are you plucking my forehead?

- You have a hair there.

(Snoring)

- Hey, Kelsey, did I forget my keys?

Thank you.

- Your mom's calling me.

- Answer it.

- Well, what does she want?

- I don't ... I don't know.

- What do I do?

- Answer the phone.

- Hi, Julie.

Do you have any sweatpants I can borrow?

- These are my favorite pair of sweatpants.

- Thank you.

- Be good to them.

- Love you, too. Bye.

What?

What'd I miss?

- Nothing much.

- What?

- Did you do something different?

- No, why?

- You look cute.

- Let me get those nose hairs.

- No, I don't have any nose hairs.

- You have nose hairs.

- Prove it.

- Fine.

- We're agreed.

- It's settled then.

- We're not getting a dog.

- No dog.

- Hold on, you have something.

- Oh. Oh, sorry.

Did you get it?

- No, it's like really in there.

- God.

These smell funny.

- You're brushing him the wrong way.

- I'm sorry.

We won't get a dog.

- It's going to die in 12 years, eight if we're lucky.

- Eight if we're lucky? What...?