Name: 有名な怠け者 (Famous Lazy People)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:35:55.000Z
Duration: 3 min 44 s
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so throughout my life I've been called  a lot of different things.

Man, you're the greatest friend  anyone could ever ask for.

But the one thing I can't stand is  when people call me lazy.

If anything I'm the opposite of that.  I'm not lazy. I'm un... dis-lazy...

Yeah, ok sure, it's 6 p.m. and  I still have my pajamas on,

but it doesn't mean I'm not a hard worker.

Oh hey bro, you think  you could do the dishes?

Umm, yeah, I would, but  I just, uh, I don't want to, so...

Hey, you think you could  give me a hand with this?

Hey bro, you wanna go out tonight?  We're going clubbing.

Sorry bro, I would but, umm,  my dog just, uhh, turned into a lamp.

Wow. If you didn't want to go  you could've just said so, jerk.

Well, looks like it's just you and me buddy.

Ok so maybe I can be a little lazy sometimes.

But I don't really think that  being lazy is a bad thing.

Yeah, so maybe I didn't learn that much  in high school because I was too lazy to study,

But at least I wasn't too lazy to cheat, right?

And I know most parents and teachers  that see this will be like,

"If you're cheating, you're just cheating yourself.  You won't learn anything being lazy."

If you're cheating, you're learning  how to problem solve.

For example, if the problem is that you have to pass a test to get a good grade,

sure, you could spend hours and hours studying and actually learning things,

or you could be lazy and find a faster and more efficient way to pass the problem.

And I'm not trying to encourage you to cheat on a test,

I'm just saying if you're able to cheat and get away with it and get a good grade then you kind of deserve an A because you outsmarted the teacher.

If a teacher does catch you cheating on a test, you deserve an F.

You deserve an F because you're not smart enough.

I believe that lazy people are the smartest people.

Lazy people are the reason why we get to live life so much more comfortably today.

I mean, I'm sure back in the day people called the guy who invented the dishwasher lazy as well.

Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even  wash your own dishes.

Or what about the guy who invented the washing machine?

Wow, you're so lazy you can't even  wash your own clothes.

Or what about the guy who came up with  the idea of the car wash?

Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own... wait, what is that?

It's a car. I got tired of walking so I invented the car.

Those are all people that found a lazier way of completing a simple task.

And I don't know about you guys, but I think  they're absolutely brilliant.

So for all of you lazy people that are tired of being belittled and criticized for your brilliance,

Sitting down. Sta... Standing's tiring, you know?

So the next time somebody calls you lazy, whether it's your friends, your teacher, your mom, you dad,

Be glad, be proud. Say it out loud  from the brightest cloud,

That's... that's all I got. I didn't feel  like writing anything else.

so they came up with a new way to get places faster.

Cut from his high school basketball team,

because he was too lazy to go back to playing basketball.

he stayed in his dorm and created something that would make her come back to him.

but didn't finish, and yet still became one of the most successful doctors of all time.

When their movie series were coming to an end,

instead of not being lazy and starting a new series,

they split their last movie into two parts,

He wanted to make sure that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the light bulb

and not Benjamin Franklin because he was too lazy to pay attention in history class.

If you've never been lazy and done things  the easier way,