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  • Do you really want your life looking like this?

  • Cleaning up after others,

  • flipping burgers for a living,

  • unclogging toilets,

  • living in this black and white world?

  • Well, luckily, there's a way you can change all that.

  • With EveRy University, you'll learn the necessary skills

  • and knowledge to be the best, most educated,

  • over qualified mess-cleaning, burger flipping,

  • toilet unclogging scholar with a degree!

  • And...you'll be in color.

  • At EveRy University, we want you--

  • We want you!

  • We want you!

  • We want you...

  • to pay us.

  • You will not, not regret it.

  • If only I could go back.

  • Hands down, best decision my parents ever forced me to make.

  • Everyone knows that the reason you go to college is for money.

  • College means a degree. A degree means a job.

  • And a job means money.

  • And with EveRy, we can guarantee that we might get you

  • to the degree part...if you put in the work.

  • Cause, really, you're doing all the work. Not us.

  • I've never been so stressed out in my life!

  • I never thought I'd ever wish to be back in high school again!

  • Yeah, maybe books are about $1,000 a year.

  • Dorm and meal plans, add another eight.

  • Tuition? 45!

  • But the experiences, quality education and friendships

  • you're gonna make along the way...priceless.

  • I finally got my degree in Communications!

  • And I only owe, like, $100,000!

  • With financial aid scholarships and two part time jobs I had while attending EveRy,

  • I could pay back my loans in 20 years instead of 30!

  • Might as well call me "Johnny"... cause I'm definitely in debt!

  • Chances are, you will need a loan to be able to afford EveRy.

  • But don't worry!

  • You don't have to pay it back until right after you graduate.

  • And that's a lot of time.

  • Cause if you thought you were gonna graduate in a couple years,

  • you're completely forgetting about the pre-reqs.

  • At EveRy, not only can you choose to learn things

  • that have nothing to do with your major, but you have to

  • learn things that have nothing to do with your major.

  • You wanna be a dentist?

  • EveRy University offers Dentristy 101, right after you complete

  • English 1 and 2, Calculus 205, three years of foreign language,

  • the history of Rock and Roll and Women Studies!

  • Because, as a dentist, you never know when you're gonna

  • get a foreign Rock and Roll star asking you to calculate

  • an equation while you're cleaning his teeth!

  • Or her teeth.

  • EveRy University may be a little pricey,

  • stressful, time consuming.

  • So let's get real. You're not gonna be real successful without us.

  • Where else are you gonna learn the necessary skills

  • and knowledge for a job other than a professor?

  • Or books!

  • Or hands on internship.

  • Or the job itself!

  • Or Google!

  • Or even YouTube, for a how-to video on it!

  • Exactly. No where.

  • So what are you waiting for?

  • Pay your application fee so you can apply today.

  • Before you know it, you can be just like me.

  • Like me!

  • Like me!

  • Like me!

  • Like me!

  • Like me!

  • Paying tuition at EveRy...

  • if we accept you, that is.

  • So choose EveRy University because, really, in our society,

  • (together) What other choice do you have?!

  • (together) Whooooo!

  • EveRy University...because "EveRy" one else is doing it.

  • Tee hee!

  • Thank you guy so much for watching!

  • If you want to see the previous video, click the one of the left.

  • If you want to see more honest commercials,

  • click the one on the right!

  • If you want to see a half- animated horse with a

  • super slow-mo face of Shawn, while he's dancing around in a club,

  • dancing to a bunch of Techno music, click the one on the bottom!

  • Yeah, I kinda made that up.

  • Alright, click one of them. I don't know which one's the best one!

  • You'd probably do...it's probably the previous video. Okay, bye.

Do you really want your life looking like this?

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A2 初級

正直な大学のコマーシャル (Honest University Commercial)

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    韓澐 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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