Name: 彼女をゲットしようとしている (Trying to Get a Girlfriend)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:30:14.000Z
Duration: 3 min 46 s
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Hey what's up everyone it's me, Motoki, how you guys doing?

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If you know me, you know that I'm not the greatest when it comes to getting girls.

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Don't get me wrong, I love me some ladies, but finding the right one is a whole nother story.

Maybe I'm not romantic enough, maybe I'm lacking in size in in a certain area, I'm not sure.

It's almost gotten to the point where I feel like I'm avoiding girls, because I think that

But I've tried though okay, I've even tried Tinder, eHarmony, FarmersOnly, Grindr.

And it's not like I'm picky or anything either you know, I think that all women are beautiful

Even when I get a match, my problem is that I overthink everything.

There is so much that goes on inside my head.

- That was a fucking joke don't be stupid

-- So are you going to fuck that girl or not

Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?

- Motoki, we're you and we're here to help you figure this out.

- What no, you're not schizophrenic, right Steve?

Who are talking to? -- Were here to help you get a girl Motoki.

- Yeah you haven't even hugged a girl in 6 months and you're running out of lotion

Alright you didn't have to say that last part

Can we get back to talking about to handle this whole girl situation?

- Alright alright so, first you want to send her something simple right?

so maybe like, "hey, how's it going" maybe a little smile emoji in there?

I spend way too much time thinking about all the little things.

Honestly I know that I worry way more than I need to but I can't help it.

And it usually gets to a point where I just get really self conscious.

I don't know guys, I think I'm just going to delete Tinder.

-- Don't do that - Just send her a message man

But she's really good looking, and like what if she doesn't reply?

- Ah what if she doesn't reply, don't be a bitch.

-- I mean to be fair, we're not that good looking.

She's like a 9 and we're like a 4 maybe - Shut up, don't be a pussy

What do you want me to do man? - here catch this

- You can use that on your pussy you pussy

To be honest, a lot of it probably does have to do with me just being too afraid to do anything.

But even if I were to somehow get a date,

Even then I would be terrified because at some point, I would have to tell them that

And I know that you guys might think that's cool but to other people,

And let's be real, I would probably try to avoid it at all costs.

-  So I know form your profile that you like hiking and taking pictures, what else do you like to do?

I like to make videos and post them online.

Yeah, sure I could tell the truth, but some things are easier to explain.

But even though I'm a wuss, I decided to face my fears and put myself out there.

I wanted to prove to you all that I too, can pick up girls.

Okay so it didn't work out exactly as I planned buy I did it okay.

Well, that's pretty much it for the video.

Also, I just want to say sorry in advance if I don't post as often.

I'm going to try to post as often as I can but with college and everything it can be hard.

But anyways, if you enjoyed this video please give me a thumbs up to let me ktnow, comment

But otherwise, I'll see you next, Motoki Monday

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