Name: カーミラ｜S3 E1 "去年の夏にしなかったことを知っている" (Carmilla | S3 E1 "I Know What You Didn't Do Last Summer")
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:29:13.000Z
Duration: 6 min 31 s
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[Love Will Have Its Sacrifices opening theme]

Hello and welcome to my- complete absence of viewers.

Today on “Life with Laura” it’s your guide to life in the Silas University library.

Should you find yourself spending your summer vacation inside a sentient library

the first thing to do is to figure out if the architecture-slash-life-form

that you're dewelling in is full on Amityville Horror evil or just kind of a capricious dink.

One clue may be the way that it treats cranky nigh-invulnerable vampires.

As opposed to tiny, broken-hearted college girls who might be– for perfectly valid

reasons- sort of kind of…wallowing over past mistakes.

[Book thudding on cranky vampire’s head]

Nothing like two months hiding in the stacks because the library’s the only place that

you’re safe from the ancient evil who played you for a chump to put things in perspective.

A crucial skill, when your sole food source is vending machines, is creativity.

How about a nozzle coffee and granola-bar whip-up?

Of course, there is the option to eat out.

See, near as LaF’s been able to figure, the library contains- well- everything and

so any one space, like this room, can connect to anywhere else.

Which means that when you open a door maybe you get a hallway, or maybe you get an undersea

The good news is that LaF’s been able to crack the code for Howl’s Moving Library.

Three to the left for the central fountain.

Is a live volcano! Five is a live volcano!

With that nailed there’s nothing left to fear.

You may remember that we lost track of Perry and J.P. after I- After Corvae stormed HQ?

Well despite the fact that all off-campus communication has been shut down by a firewall

even LaF can’t breach we did start to get some transmissions.

I know many of you are still recovering from the- unfortunate events of last semester.

But let me assure you my struggling dears, your Dean will never give you up.

With the generous sponsorship of our friends at Corvae, Silas will rise again.

And no one, no matter what dank little hole they’re currently hiding in, will interfere

Oh you mother-[bleep] dried-up, saggy-[bleep]

wench of a woman masquerading as a [bleep] sadistic, narcissistic piece of [bleep].

It wasn’t- she can’t have just possessed Perry can she?

Think about it, Raggedy Ann was acting dodgy all semester.

No. I would have seen something. I would have noticed.

Oh yeah ‘cause you weren’t too busy ignoring your kidnapping trauma and resurrecting your

She was with us the whole time it would have had to have been-

Right from the moment she walked in here dripping blood.

How do you breach a wall? Not with a battering ram.

You give them a helpless girl and let them invite their doom right in.

After that long could she still be alive in there?

You heard her. She’s never going to let us free.

No matter how far we run or where we hide.

Were you not paying any attention last semester?

Nobody is safe anywhere. She’ll find a way sooner or later.

She’ll crush us like bugs. She always does this.

There’s no running, there’s no hiding, there’s no safe until she’s dead.

Yup! You thought living with your ex was awkward?

Try being trapped with said ex in a magical library after you got her sister killed and then

sacrificed your school and your friends and your morals to save her life.

And she still hasn’t followed me back on Twitter.

And yeah I know I’m supposed to come up with some brave new plan to stop Corvae instead

of letting Carm go all Lizzie Borden on her mother it’s just- I’m not saying I’m pro-evil now.

If I see someone kicking a puppy I won’t be all “Yay! Go about your puppy-kicking business unhindered!”

Maybe I’m not the girl to pick a fight with some ancient fiend I could never beat anyway.