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  • Hey guys ! So I know I never say this 'cause I don't like to brag or anything

  • but I'm the probably the most romantic person I have met in the entire world ever !

  • If anything I always say in my videos that I'm actually the opposite, that I'm not romantic but I really am

  • I-I'm a womanizer !

  • Which means I'm a.. I'm a Britney Spears song.. apparently

  • That's crazy

  • Oops

  • Did it again

  • As I was saying...

  • I'm a very romantic person

  • I litterally do all the things that girls want

  • For example : I open doors !

  • Oh, you want me to drive?

  • Course not, I'm a gentleman, just..get in

  • Oh.. Okay

  • I bring her flowers

  • Hey ! I got you something..

  • Oh !

  • Um.. another cartoon flower.

  • But I remember this time

  • I remembered...I got you real ones as well!

  • Oh you did?!

  • Yeah! Here you go...

  • Oh...

  • See? How they're like realistic.

  • I pull out her chair.

  • Oh thank you.

  • Have a seat!

  • And I know nobody even does this anymore but I'm such an old school romantic that I even take her jacket.

  • Ooh!

  • Oh! That is cold, here uh let me get this.

  • Oh actually I'm kind of-

  • Ah..no that's okay.

  • It's okay. Ahh...okay that's way better.

  • Should I get your jacket since you took mine?

  • Nah, I'm good!

  • Come on, let's go!

  • You see?! Shivering is not dead.

  • Or something like that...

  • Anyway!

  • If it isn't already incredibly obvious that I'm clearly joking..I'm horrible when it comes to romance.

  • And I honestly believe it's because of romantic movies. They set the bar too high for the rest of us!

  • Hollywood does the same thing every year.

  • They take this best-selling romantic novel, turn it into a movie, all of the girls in real life go and see this movie.

  • Fall in love with the main guy, who's impossibly perfect, and makes it impossible for the rest of us to compete.

  • And when I thought about it, it actually gave me the idea that well- I should do that!

  • So I did!

  • Here's a little trailer representing pretty much Every Romantic Movie ever made.

  • Except the fact that it's not based off of a novel.

  • And of course, again it's not a real movie, it's just a trailer...

  • And also the main guy is me, which is-well obviously that would never happen.

  • Because, you know-look at my eyes...

  • Hollywood would never cast anyone with eyes like this.

  • 'Cause you know, I have bad eyesight, and if you have eyes like this, you wouldn't be able to read the script.

  • And also, like I mean, let's just be honest, Hollywood would cast somebody with my type of race, you know with my kind of genes.

  • Because I mean if there was a running scene or something, I would never be able to- look at these things-these jeans are way too big to race in.

  • And of course the most obvious reason that Hollywood would never cast someone like me is because-well...I'm white.

  • With that being said, here's pretty much every single Romantic movie ever made. Take a look!

  • When an obviously older than twenty year old high school boy moves to a new town...

  • You're going to love it here sweetie.

  • (bell rings)

  • Friendships will be made.

  • Hey, what's up bro.

  • Hey, how's it going.

  • Hey, I'm Friend One. Friend Two. Friend three.

  • 'Sup. Ryan.

  • Hey, do you guys know that girl that's over there?

  • Yeah.

  • Hot Julie, the hottest girl in school. Tall, blonde beau-

  • I was actually talking about that girl over there. Do you guys know who that is?

  • Yeah you don't want to mess with that one.

  • What do you mean?

  • She's kind of weird man...

  • She doesn't talk to anyone, she just plays with coal all day.

  • Until fate conveniently brought them together...

  • Welcome to Chemistry 101, I am Mr. Fate. Today you'll be pairing up for the rest of the semester.

  • Ryan! Why don't you hook up with Katie?

  • W-what?

  • Hook up with Katie to be your partner...really get to know each other so that you two can create some chemistry together.

  • Um...

  • Just don't start frenching in my class okay you two?

  • Uh...oh no I wasn't planning...

  • If it says here that you two also have French class together with Mr. Ringman?

  • Oh. Right.

  • But yeah, you two should probably fi-

  • Deep secrets will be discovered.

  • Hey! So um...I know you don't talk that much but I was just wondering if maybe we should meet up after school to work on our magnet project...?

  • My mother was a coal miner but she died in a coal mine after caved in and now I'm emotionally distraught and the only thing that makes me happy is carving figurines out of coal because you're in my favor.

  • Okay. Uh...um I wasn't really asking you about that-

  • I just see if you knew the movie.

  • Two opposites will attract.

  • So, since my magnet is positive, and yours is negative. We should be able to attract like-

  • Like you!

  • What?

  • I like you.

  • You like me.

  • Like U.

  • Oh! (laughs) You were talking about the magnet! Um sorry I just-

  • (kisses)

  • Doors will open.

  • This is where I make all my stuff.

  • Huh, these are actually amazing. You can sell these.

  • That's not why I make them.

  • With a cute montage to show how perfect they are together.

  • With beautiful moving shots of inanimate objects.

  • Corny lines for teenage girls to quote on Facebook.

  • "Love, is like a fart. It's warm, predictable, and sometimes it stinks. But it can also be the best fitting in the world."

  • That's why I'm so happy I passed you that day. I know now. I fart you.

  • And some insignificant fact that will probably make sense at the end of the movie.

  • Hey, can I ask you something kind of random?

  • Sure.

  • Do you believe in miracles?

  • No, I don't think so.

  • Why not?

  • I guess I just never see one happen before.

  • But just when everything seemed perfect...

  • Ryan, I have to tell you something.

  • 'Sup. Why are you being all serious all of the sudden?

  • I'm sick.

  • Yeah, you're the sickest!

  • No, I mean I'm ill.

  • Like I said, you're the illest girl I know!

  • No, you don't understand.

  • I'm terminal.

  • You're terminal.

  • But we're not even at an airport.

  • Conflicts will start.

  • Just talk to me! Just open the door!

  • Leave me alone!

  • All you care about is your stupid coal!

  • Get out!

  • GET OUT!

  • Just open the door!

  • I said go away and leave me alone!

  • Get the h*** away from my daughter!

  • Friendships will be tested.

  • Dude, we need to stop hanging out man.

  • People are start to talk about you guys.

  • I don't care man.

  • Ryan don't.

  • The only thing you care about is her.

  • Come on Friend One.

  • FRIEND ONE!

  • Lies will unfold.

  • Wait, what do you mean I'm adopted?

  • Rain.

  • Will.

  • Fall.

  • From the people who brought you A Walk to Remember...

  • The Notebook...

  • And Paranormal Activity.

  • RHPC Presents:

  • You sculpted something.

  • Yeah. It's out of coal.

  • And why a mirror?

  • Because every time you look into it, you'd see that you, you are my miracle.

  • The Mirror Coal.

  • I fart you.

  • I fart you too.

  • And I'll see you in another life.

  • Wait, what?!

  • Directed by Michael Bay.

  • TEEHEE

  • So thank you guys so much for watching. If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left.

  • If you want to see the previous video, click the one on the right.

  • And thank you so much to Arden for being in this video, if you want to check out her channel, click the one on the bottom.

  • With that being said, I'm going to bed. PEACE! That's the wrong video I don't know what video that its from I don't know!

Hey guys ! So I know I never say this 'cause I don't like to brag or anything

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