Wow, that's terrible

I know

I'm gonna go refill that ice.

No, no, no! Stop bringing up your sad shingles story

Oh No. Anxiety, why are you here? I really wanna go to this party alone.

And now you're just standing here. Get your phone out, look busy!

What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you want people to see you doing that?

Doing what, eating?

Yes. Oh my god, people are gonna see how you eat.

You've been looking at that alone for way too long

People are gonna realize that you only know the host like some kind of weird loner.

Enter a conversation!

Stop! Can't you see they don't wanna talk to you?

Yeah, I guess

Stop! They don't wanna talk to you either!

Okay

Are you fucking crazy? He doesn't wanna be cornered by you.

And what would you even say be so awkward

I'm sorry Anxiety, but everyone seems off limits

Hi! I'm Zac. This is my friend Siobhan

I'm Katie. How do you guys know Cynthia?

What? Cynthia...

They hate what you're wearing and they know you're lame

You're gonna ruin this conversation. Get out now! Say you're hungry

I am hungry.

Oh, me too. I think I can make a plate

Oh I will come with!

You idiot! Now looks like you latched onto them

Uh actually I'm not. Never mind

Great. You left them to stand in a corner. Now they think you're rude!

Your third drink? People are gonna think you are an alcoholic

Yeah I'm just like red solo cups. Are they so popular?

Terrible topic. But thank god you are finally talking to someone

Wait. That's her landlord!

He just responded to a noise complaint. You shouldn't be talking to him

Hey you grab it... sorry guys

Does anybody here have a vacation story that could be fun?

No one is talking to you. You don't belong here. You should just go home right now!

Hey. has everybody here been Iceland ever?

Oh god no. Play it off as a joke. Show them you can laugh at yourself

And watch me trip, and watch me bend knee, and watch me trip trip, and watch me bend knee

I'm not with her.

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