Placeholder Image

字幕表 動画を再生する

  • -THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARIES WERE A MEDIA CLUSTER[BLEEP]

  • AND "THE DAILY SHOW" NEWS TEAM WAS THERE TO BE A PART OF IT.

  • AND WHEN THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLING,

  • WE CONFRONTED OUR COLLEAGUES

  • WITH SOME HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS.

  • -I FEEL LIKE WE ALL DID AN AMAZING JOB.

  • WOULDN'T YOU SAY THAT?

  • -I WOULD SAY, ABSOLUTELY.

  • -DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD WIN A PULITZER?

  • -MAYBE NOT. PROBABLY NOT. NO.

  • -YOU ARE A REP...OR...TER.

  • -CORRESPONDENT.

  • -CORRESPONDENT. CORRESPONDENT. ME TOO.

  • I'M A CORRESPONDENT AS WELL.

  • AND YOU ARE ON THE...

  • -THE AIR. -ME TOO.

  • -OH, MY GOD. SO MUCH IN COMMON.

  • -YEAH.

  • -YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF INTERVIEWS.

  • WHAT DO YOU DO TO KEEP SOMEONE FROM INTERRUPTING YOU?

  • -KEEP THEM FROM INTERRUPTING --

  • -I MEAN, LIKE, IF IT'S LIKE A REALLY CRAZY SITUATION.

  • ANY TYPE OF EVENT LIKE THAT,

  • HOW DO YOU KEEP PEOPLE FROM INTERRUPTING YOU?

  • -YOU CAN'T REALLY KEEP THEM FROM --

  • -BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A TOTAL DICK MOVE

  • IF I JUST KEPT INTERRUPTING YOU.

  • -YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW...

  • -WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU, LIKE, GO HOME AT NIGHT

  • AND YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP

  • BECAUSE YOU JUST FEEL SO SAD AND DEAD INSIDE?

  • -I, UH...

  • -JOURNALISTICALLY SPEAKING.

  • -JUST TRY TO THINK OF ANOTHER STORY.

  • -'CAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU DESERVE TO LIVE AND TO GO ON

  • AND BE THE BEST JORDAN YOU CAN BE.

  • -YEAH!

  • -DON'T YOU JUST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SAY TO YOURSELF,

  • "I AM SO GOOD AT MY JOB.

  • I DID SUCH A GREAT JOB TODAY"?

  • -UM...NO.

  • -YOU DON'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SAY,

  • "WOW, I'M REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND REALLY TALL AND REALLY BLACK

  • AND I'M SO GOOD AT JOURNALISM"?

  • YOU DON'T DO THAT EVERY DAY?

  • -I MEAN, I'M NOT BLACK -- THAT PART.

  • -THAT'S TRUE. THAT IS TRUE.

  • -WHERE DOES A BROTHER HAVE TO GO TO GET SOME BLOW AROUND HERE?

  • -I DON'T DO DRUGS.

  • -NEITHER DO I.

  • BUT IF I HAD TO GET SOME, WHERE WOULD I GO?

  • -I HAVE NO IDEA.

  • -NEITHER DO I. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WOULD BE.

  • -WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING TONIGHT? -TEQUILA.

  • -TEQUILA.

  • I WANTED YOU -- I WANTED TEQUILA.

  • YOU KNEW I WANTED TEQUILA.

  • -YOU SAID WATER.

  • -NO, I TOLD YOU I WANTED TEQUILA.

  • SHE'S DRINKING TEQUILA.

  • YOU [BLEEP] KNEW IT!

  • -OKAY, I'M SORRY.

  • -THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HOLDING H2O LIKE AN IDIOT.

  • -HOW DO YOU SNAPCHAT TO REPORT THE NEWS?

  • -WELL, YOU SNAPCHAT, AND THEN IT GOES AWAY IN LIKE 15 SECONDS.

  • -YEAH, EXACTLY.

  • I THOUGHT SNAPCHAT WAS USED TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DICK

  • AND SEND IT TO OTHER PEOPLE SO THEY WOULD DISAPPEAR --

  • THERE'D BE NO EVIDENCE.

  • -I AM NOT GOING THERE.

  • -I DON'T DO DRUGS.

  • -I DON'T DO DRUGS EITHER, RIGHT?

  • I JUST GOT THESE ROLLING PAPERS.

  • SOMEBODY GAVE THEM TO ME, ALL RIGHT?

  • BUT I'LL HEAD OVER TO THAT TALL GUY WITH THE SUIT, RIGHT?

  • -[ CHUCKLES ]

  • -I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.

  • I'LL SEE YOU IN THE STALL. OR "NOT SEE YOU IN THE STALL."

-THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARIES WERE A MEDIA CLUSTER[BLEEP]

字幕と単語

動画の操作 ここで「動画」の調整と「字幕」の表示を設定することができます

A2 初級

The Daily Show - ニューハンプシャー州第一次選挙の舞台裏 (The Daily Show - Behind the Scenes at the New Hampshire Primary)

  • 11 1
    VoiceTube に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
動画の中の単語