Name: スティーブン・コルベールの真夜中の告白IV (Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions IV)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:21:52.000Z
Duration: 4 min 55 s
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LONG TIME VIEWERS OF THE SHOW KNOW THAT I'M A PRACTICING

AND WHILE I USUALLY GO TO CHURCH, I'M OFTEN WAY TOO BUSY

TO PARTICIPATE IN SOME OF MY CHURCH'S OTHER IMPORTANT

FOR INSTANCE, I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF LAST RITES FOR YEARS.

AND THE RITUAL I MISS MOST IS CONFESSION.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT CLIMBING INTO THAT DARK WOODEN BOX THAT

SO, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD EXAMINE MY CONSCIENCE WITH YOU,

THIS IS STEPHEN COLBERT'S MIDNIGHT CONFESSIONS.

NOW FOR THE RECORD: I'M NOT SURE IF THESE ARE TECHNICALLY SINS,

WHEN I SEE A STORY THAT ANOTHER SPECIES HAS GONE EXTINCT, I

I HAVE A FAIR AMOUNT OF GAY FRIENDS, BUT SOMETIMES I WORRY

(LAUGHTER) AUDIENCE, SOMETIMES WHEN I'M OUT

TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE, I PROPOSE, SO THEY'LL GIVE US FREE

SANDWICH I SING, "MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R."

THEN, WHEN I EAT IT, I WHISPER TO THE SANDWICH, "I'M EATING

(LAUGHTER) SOMETIMES I LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT,

AFRAID I'LL DIE BEFORE I GET TO USE ALL MY "FOREVER" STAMPS.

TELETUBBIES, AND HAVE DONE SO IN MY WILL.

(LAUGHTER) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S NOT

CALLED A "PANTS SUIT" WHEN A MAN WEARS IT.

BUT THE THING I SAID WASN'T THE THING I SAW.

DON'T UNDERSTAND TO CONNECT WITH YOUNG PEOPLE.

I GUESS I'M JUST WOKE LIKE THAT, ON FLEEK, BYE FELICIA.

I HAVE THIS WEIRD FEELING THAT ONCE WHEN I WAS DRUNK I GOT A

(LAUGHTER) I LIKE TO YELL "BINGO" EVEN WHEN

I DON'T HAVE "BINGO," AND AM NOT PLAYING "BINGO."

(LAUGHTER) I KNOW YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO

PUT PLASTIC IN THE MICROWAVE, BUT I HATE PLAYING WITH COLD

(LAUGHTER) WHEN I GET ON AN ELEVATOR, AND

SOMEONE COMES RUNNING UP TO CATCH IT, I ALWAYS ACT LIKE I

RIGHT BACK," I REALLY MEAN AFTER ABOUT THREE MINUTES OF

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