字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (APPLAUSE) WHAT? WHAT? I NOTICED SOMETHING. THE AUDIENCE AT THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT WAS SILENT FOR 90 MINUTES, EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE OF SMALL LAUGHS. IT WAS JUST LIKE WHEN I THOESD ACADEMY AWARDS. (APPLAUSE) >> Paul: ♪ I LOVE YOU ♪♪ >> Dave: ALL RIGHT. BETTY RUSSELL. IS BETTY RUSSELL HERE? HELLO, BETTY. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. DAVE WHERE YOU FROM? >> POINT PLEASANT, NEW JERSEY. >> Dave: POINT PLEASANT, NEW JERSEY. (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: AND IS THAT ON THE SHORE? >> YES, IT, IS JERSEY SHORE. >> Dave: IS THAT FAR FROM HERE? >> NO. >> Dave: YOU WORK DOWN THERE? >> NO, I'M RETIRED. >> Dave: YOU WORK THERE? >> NO, I'M RETIRED. >> Dave: GOOD FOR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS. ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW OR TELL US SOMETHING? >> BOTH. >> Dave: BOTH. >> SHOW AND TELL. >> Dave: TELL US FIRST AND THEN SHOW US. >> I WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR PROM WITH JACK NICHOLSON. >> Dave: WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. WHOA! YOUR JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL PROM. >> UH-HUH. >> Dave: YOUR DATE WAS JAKE NICHOLSON, THE ACTOR? >> YES. >> Dave: WOW? >> YES. >> Dave: YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER? >> GRAMMAR SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL. >> Dave: DO YOU STAY IN TOUCH? >> YES. THIS IS FIRST ONE, OUR JUNIOR PROM PICTURE. >> Dave: LET'S TAKE A LOOK. >> Dave: JACK. (APPLAUSE) WHOA. LOOK. LOOK AT THIS. TALK ABOUT A BABE. MAN. NICE GOING, BETTY. YESIRREE. (APPLAUSE) >> THE SECOND PICTURE I HAVE TO SHOW YOU IS FRIDAY NIGHT AT OUR 50th CLASS REUNION. (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: THAT'S TREMENDOUS. VERY NICE. OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. COME ON DOWN HERE. BETTY RUSSELL, SHE HAD A COUPLE DATES WITH JACK NICHOLSON. YOU KNOW, ODDLY, YOU LOOK BETTER IN THE MORE RECENT PHOTOGRAPH THAN YOU DID IN THE OLDER PHOTOGRAPH. THE TWO OF YOU MADE A GREAT COUPLE, DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE WERE JUST FRIENDS. >> Dave: JUST FRIENDS? (LAUGHTER) IS THIS YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT HERE? >> YES, IT IS. (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: JUST FRIENDS. THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS. >> JUST FRIENDS. >> Dave: RELAX. NOTHING HAPPENED. >> I GOT THE BETTER JACK. >> Dave: YOU GOT THE BETTER JACK. THERE'S DINNER FOR TWO AT GALLAGERS, SOME MUSE FRICK THE LATE SHOW AND POPCORN, EXPLODE-O-POP, AMERICA'S ONLY EXPLODING POPPING CORN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NICE MEETING YOU. (APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT. TIME FOR ONE MORE. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A HUGH O'BRIEN. IS THERE A HUGH O'BRIEN. HI, HUGH, HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. >> Dave: NICE TO SEE YOU. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. (APPLAUSE) WHERE YOU FROM >> >> MINNEAPOLIS. >> Dave: MINNEAPOLIS IS A GREAT TOWN. >> YEAH. >> Dave: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? >> MY PARTNERS AND I CREATED A POLITICAL BOARD GAME WE JUST RELEASED. >> Dave: PERFECT TIMING. COULDN'T BE BETTER. IT'S LIKE YOU DRAW CARDS AND MOVE THINGS AROUND THE BOARD. >> IT'S LIKE LAND SLOOISMTED IT'S A POLITICAL BOARD GAME BASED ON MONOPOLY MORE OR LESS. >> Dave: AT THE END YOU GOAT BE PRESIDENT? >> YES, EXACTLY. >> Dave: HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST? >> FOR YOU, FREE. (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: WOW. WHOA. MAKING OUT LIKE A BANDIT. (APPLAUSE) CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT, HUGH. LET'S SEE, YOU'RE IN NEW YORK CITY DOING WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> VISITING A FRIEND. >> Dave: YOU'RE SHOWING US OR TELLING US TONIGHT? >> I AM SHOWING. >> Dave: WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, HUGH? >> I AM GOING TO SAW MY TONGUE WITH A STEAK KNIFE. >> Dave: SAW YOUR TONGUE WITH A STEAK KNIFE. >> AND TO PROVE IT'S SHARP... >> Dave: WAIT, WAIT. HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS WANT TO SEE THAT? (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: ALL RIGHT. IS IT DANGEROUS? >> I CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE A MONTH. >> Dave: WILL YOU ACTUALLY SEVER YOUR TONGUE? >>, NO I WON'T. >> Dave: WILL THERE BE BLOOD? >> THERE MIGHT BE. >> Dave: I DON'T THINK WE WANT THAT. YOU HAVE THE APPLE TO... >> TO PROVE THE STEAK KNIFE IS ACTUALLY SHARP. >> Dave: THIS IS THE IMPLEMENT WITH WHICH HE WILL BE SAWING HIS TONGUE. YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT, THAT BETTY? >> I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. >> Dave: SHE'S SEEN IT BEFORE, SHE SAYS. YOU WANT LIKE A DRUM ROLL OR ANYTHING? >> THAT WOULD BE GREAT. >> Dave: AN ON THE, HERE WE GO. HUGH O'BRIEN IS GOING TO SAW HIS TONGUE. ARGGGG... (APPLAUSE) WHOA. WHOA. WHY DID YOU START DOING THAT? (LAUGHTER) >> AS A KID. >> Dave: AS A KID? >> I WOULD DO IT FREAK OUT MY BROTHERS AND IT WORKED EVERY TIME. >> Dave: MOM AND DAD WERE OKAY WITH THIS? >> THEAPPL ON THE PROGRAM TONIGHT, WHAT A FANTASTIC SHOW. BILLY CRYSTAL IS JOINING US THIS EVENING. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING. >> Paul: SURE IS. >> Dave: AND MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, MAYBE YOU DO KNOW THIS, I BELIEVE LAST TIME BILLY WAS HERE HE MENTIONED HE WAS GETTING READY DO THIS, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE AN UNBELIEVABLE SENSATION AND ALREADY HE'S SETTING BOX OFFICE RECORDS, I'M TALKING ABOUT HIS ONE-MAN SHOW HE'LL BE DOING ON BROADWAY CALLING "700 SUNDAYS." IT OPENS NOVEMBER 12th. THEY'VE SOLD... SORRY? >> PREVIEWS. >> Dave: PREVIEWS? >> Paul: PREVIEWS START, I SUPPOSE, NOVEMBER 12th. (LAUGHTER) SEE, ON BROADWAY, THEY HAVE PREVIEWS FOR A WHILE, THEN THEY HAVE AN OPENING. THE PREVIEWS... >> Dave: THIS IS THE EXPLANATION I WAS HOPING TO AVOID. >> Paul: KINKS. (LAUGHTER) WORK OUT THE KINKS. (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: ANYWAY... THE SHOW HASN'T OPENED YET AND IT'S ALREADY A TREMENDOUS HIT. THEY'VE SOLD IN ADVANCE SIX MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF TICKETS. >> Paul: NO KIDDING? >> Dave: PHENOMENAL. >> Paul: WOW. >> Dave: $6 MILLION WORTH OF TICKETS. >> Paul: THE MONEY YOU PEOPLE CALL WITH YOUR CALL, THAT'S PART OF THE TOTAL. THAT'S NOT THE CORPORATE MONEY. THE CORPORATE MONEY FROM THE GOOD FOLKS AT 7-11, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT, BUT YOUR CALS, AND BY THE WAY, PICK UP A PHONE. >> Dave: OKAY. THANK YOU. PAUL, DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE TUB AGAIN? ALSO ON THE PROGRAM, RALPH NADER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. RALPH NADER. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) DO YOU HAVE ANY THINK OF THAT. >> Dave: IN SUMMER YOU DON'T NEED THE A.KRVMENT THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. AND NOW, NOW THAT THE DEBATES ARE OVER, WE HAVE FOR YOU THE PRESIDENTIAL, THAT WOULD BE GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE BLINK COUNT. PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE BLINK COUNT. TAKE A LOOK. >> WE'RE GOING TO SHUT THAT LOOPHOLE IN A NANOSECOND AND USE THAT MONEY TO LOWER CORPORATE TAX RATES IN AMERICA FOR ALL CORPORATIONS, 5% AND THEN WE'LL HAVE A MANUFACTURING JOBS CREDIT AND A JOB HIRING CREDIT TO HELP PEOPLE DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM. THE SECOND THING WE CAN DO IS PROVIDE A FAIR TRADE... >> Dave: THE BLINK COUNT. >> Paul: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING? >> Dave: I DON'T KNOW. IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WHAT THAT MEANS. (LAUGHTER) ALTHOUGH >> I BECAME THE CHAIR. OH, BOY. >> Dave: LOOK AT THIS. I'LL TELL YOU, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE-MAN THING FAR COUPLE REASONS, NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH YOU'LL BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR A WHILE NOW. >> YES,LY, ANDLY STOP BY. >> Dave: EXCELLENT. THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC. THE NEW $6 MILLION MAN. ADVANCED SALES, $6 MILLION. >> I'M NOT HERE TALKING ABOUT... I KNOW. >> Dave: THAT'S TERRIFIC. >> BOFFO WAS THE FIFTH MARKS BROTHER. GUMMO, SDEFO, ABOVEO. I'M HUMBLED AND MOVED BY THIS KIND OF STUFF. I'M... WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT SHOW, A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF FUN. WE'LL BE HERE FOR... I'M GOING TO RUN UNTIL 2009 AND THEN CONAN WILL TAKE OVER. (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: HE'LL DO A GOOD JOB FOR YOU. HE'S A GOOD BOY. >> HE WILL. >> I COULDN'T RESIST. >> Dave: WAS I TRIINGT LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE SORT OF WORKING THIS UP. YOU'D BEEN PREPARING THIS FOR THE LAST YEAR OR MAYBE LONGER? ECHLT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT SINCE 1948. I HAVE A NUTTY FAMILY AND GREAT THINGS HAPPENED IN OUR FAMILY HERITAGE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. I WORK SHOPD IT LAST YEAR. AT THE LA JOLLA PLAYHOUSE. I SAID, LET'S DO IT. I CAN'T BE MORE EXCITED THAN BEING HERE, MY HOMETOWN, DOING IT, BEING PART OF THE BROADWAY COMMUNITY AND RUNNING THE SHOW. >> Dave: WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT, THE TITLE, "700 SUNDAYS." TELL PEOPLE WHAT THAT REFERS TO. >> WELL, MY FATHER HAD TWO JOBS. ALL OF OUR LIVES. THE ONLY DAY OFF HE HAD WAS SUNDAY. HE DIED WHEN I WAS A KID. SO I FIGURED OUT THAT I HAD ROUGHLY 700 OF THEM WITH HIM TO SORT OF GET MY LIFE MOVING FORWARD. NOW, THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW. AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY, BUT HE WAS AN AMAZING GUY AND GAVE ME A GREAT PUSH IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. THE SHOW IS ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP. >> Dave: VERY SWEET AND A WONDERFUL TRIBUTE TO YOUR FATHER AND THE RELATIONSHIP THE TWO OF YOU HAD. YAISMT, BECAUSE HE SENT ME INTO SUCH GREAT THINGS IN MY LIFE, THE JAZZ WORLD BECAUSE HE WAS A PROMOTEOR, A CONCERT PROMOTEOR. THAT'S ALL IN THE SHOW. I GOT TO PLAY CASH TWHORS INFLUENCED ME AND GUYS THAT TALK LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. (ISM AT THE PRESENT TIMING JAZZ SINGER) >> Dave: THE PREVIEWS BEGIN NOVEMBER 12th. >> AND WE OPEN DECEMBER 5th. I WANT YOU TO COME OHMNING NIGHT. >> Dave: I'LL BE THERE. >> AND PAUL, TOO. >> Paul: I'LL CERTAINLY BE THERE. >> I KNOW. >> Dave: WE'LL BE THERE. HOW IS THE SUMMER, HOW'S THE FAMILY, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> BECAUSE I KNEW I WAS LEAVING, ININGED AS MUCH "TIMES" A I COULD WITH MY DWRANDAUGHTER. >> Dave: HOW OLD IS SHE? >> 16 MONTHS NOW. (APPLAUSE) THANK YOU. LIKE I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. HARRY, WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS ARRANGE A PLAY DATE. >> Dave: ALL RIGHT. (LAUGHTER) I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD TAKE THE KIDS TO THE PARK AND JUST THE TWO OF US WITH THE TWO KIDS AND WE'LL LOOK LIKE A GAY COUPLE WITH OUR ADOPTINGED KIDS. DON'T YOU ANY >> Dave: YES, I THINK WE'D HAVE A GREAT TIME. >> WHEN IT'S NAP TIME, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR NAP AND I'LL WATCH THE KIDS. YOU DO THE BABY TALK. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. THEN YOU HAND HER BACK AND GO TO A MOVIE. BECAUSE... WE HAD HER... THE KIDS... THIS WAS A TRUE TEST. WE HAD HER ALONE FOR A WEEK. >> Dave: THE FOLKS TOOK A TRIP OR SOMETHING? >> JENNY AND MIKE WENT OFF TO A WEDDING IN MEXICO. WE HAD ELLA FOR A WEEK. YOU FORGET HOW HARD IT IS, HOW HIRING IT IS. ANYBODY WHO HAS A BABY WHEN YOU'RE OVER 50 IS OUT OF YOUR MIND. (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: YES. I THINK THAT'S TRUE. >> YOU'RE SO TIRED. IT TAKES OUT SO MUCH OF YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO TIRING. AREN'T YOU POOPED IN >> ALL THE TIME. NEVER BEEN THIS TIRED IN MY LIFE. (LAUGHTER) >> DO SOME BABY TALK FOR ME? >> NO, NO. >> HOW DO YOU TALK TO HARRY? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Dave:, NO I'M NOT. >> BUT ISN'T IT... ISN'T IT ULTIMATELY THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING IN THE WORLD TO WATCH 'EM GROW? >> Dave: IT'S JUST CRAZY. I MENTIONED THIS TO SOMEBODY THE OTHER NIGHT. I BELIEVE IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE ACTUALLY EXPEERNSD JOY. THAT'S ALL IT IS. JUST JOY. (AUDIENCE OOH IS >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PAUL, WOULD-BE BIT NICE TO HAVE BILLY... >> IT SURE WILL. >> Dave: YOU ANDLY GO. >> Dave: I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE THEATER IN YEARS AND YEARS AND
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