字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント DOING EVERYBODY'S... EVERYBODY'S DOING A LITTLE BELT-TIGHT. MUSE APPLAUSE BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THIS ROBERT BLAKE SITUATION? YOU KNOW ROBERT BLAKE IS AN ACTOR OUT THERE IN HOLLYWOOD. ISN'T IT A SHAME THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE MOST OF OUR BIG STAR, MANY OF OUR TOP STARS ARE IN PRISON. ISN'T IT SAD? ( LAUGHTER ) AND SO ROBERT BLAKE IS STANDING TRIAL, AND PROSECUTORS SAY THAT AT ONE POINT BUSH HIRED A STUNT MAN TO KILL HIS WIFE. OH, WOW. HIRED A STUNT MAN TO KILL HIS WIFE. WELL, SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT O.SCWMENT, BUT THAT GUY DID HIS OWN STUNTS. ( APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? PAUL SHAFFER! (BAND PLAYING) ( APPLAUSE ) PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> Paul: OH, YEAH. >> Dave: LET ME... LET ME HAVE THAT CARD. I'VE BEEN TOLD NOW I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. >> Paul: WHAT? >> Dave: I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE. LET ME SEE THE CARD THERE, ZIPPY. >> Paul: WHAT COULD IT BE NOW. >> Dave: THERE'S THE JOKE THERE. APPARENTLY DOWN HERE WHERE THE WORD IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BLAKE," I APPARENTLY SAID BUSH. ( LAUGHTER ) I SAID "BUSH." COMPLETELY RUINING THE JOKE. ( LAUGHTER ) IT MUST HAVE BUSH ON THE MIND. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) SO BLAKE, ROBERT BLAKE, THE SAME ROBERT BLAKE IS MENTIONED UP HERE, NOT THE PRESIDENT, GEORGE BUSH. PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ACTIVITY. NOT INVOLVED IN THIS PROCEEDING WHATSOEVER. >> Paul: GLAD YOU'RE CLEAR ABOUT THAT. >> Dave: SO BLAKE TRIERD TO HIRE A STUNTMAN AND KILL HIS WIFE. SAY WHAT YOU WILL, HE ALWAYS DID HIS OWN STUNTS? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (BAND PLAYING) >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY. >> Paul: YEAH. NOW WE CAN START WITH A CLEAN SLATE. >> Dave: EXACTLY. I'D HAVE GONE UPSTAIRS AND THE E-MAILS WOULD HAVE DRIVEN MEET,. HERE'S NEW YORK CITY IN THE HOLIDAY SEASON. COLD. HI, FOLKS. HEY, MAN, WAS THAT... IS THAT HAT ACTUALLY... MA'AM, CAN YOU HEAR ME? IS THAT HAT ACTUALLY LIGHTING UP? OKAY, FINE, LET'S KEEP MOVING. ? >> Rupert: AND YEAH, AND SANDWICHES. >> Dave: AND SANDWICHES. ( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT GEORGE W. BUSH HIRED SOMEONE TO KILL ROBERT BLAKE'S WIFE? ( APPLAUSE ) PLEASE? ♪ MAY WE SEE YOUR DIGITAL PHOTOS PLEASE ♪♪ >> Dave: I WANT YOU TO GET A CONTESTANT, AND IF YOU CAN, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE WOMAN WITH THE ELECTRIC HAT. >> Rupert: OKAY. WE NEED HER TO HAVE PHOTOS WE CAN LOOK AT FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AND WE'LL VEIGH CARELY IS SHARE THE FUN SHE'S HAVING FOR THE HOLIDAYS. >> Rupert: GREAT. >> Dave: AND THEREBY INCREASE OUR OWN PERSONAL FUN. YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THAT WORKS, RIGHT? >> Rupert: YEAH. >> Dave: OKAY. RUPERT, ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME? ( LAUGHTER ) >> Rupert: NO. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Dave: OKAY. DIGITAL PHOTOS PLEASE. ♪ MAY WE SEE YOUR DIGITAL PHOTOS PLEASE ♪♪ >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, RUPERT. RUPERT, CAN YOU INTRODUCE YOUR CONTESTANT THERE? >> Rupert: YES, THIS IS DIANE, A ANGEL. >> Dave: DIANE, A ANGEL? >> THAT'S ONE WORD. >> Dave: IS THAT YOUR HAT MAKING THAT NOISE? >> THAT IS MY HAT. IT ALSO PLAYS AND LIGHTS UP. >> Dave: WHERE YOU FROM, DIANE? >> HOUSTON, WHERE IT WAS 78 DEGREES WHEN I LEFT. >> Dave: HOWKING ABOUT THAT, 7 DEGREES. YOU CAME TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE HOLIDAYS? >> I DID, SIGHTSEEING. >> Dave: FANTASTIC HERE, ISN'T IT? >> (LAUGHS) >> Dave: MA'AM, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO TURN YOUR HAT DOWN. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN TOWN? >> SINCE THE WEEKEND. >> Dave: HAVING A GOOD TIME? >> YES. LIKE YOU SAY, DAVE, NO PLACE LIKE NEW YORK AT CHRISTMAS. >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU. TELL ME ABOUT THAT HAT. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ITEM? >> I BOUGHT THIS, LET'S SEE, TIMES SQUARE. >> Dave: UH-HUH, THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. AND IS IT... IT MUST BE BATTERY OPERATED, IS THAT RIGHT? >> IT IS BATTERY OPERATED. >> Dave: OR GENERATOR. I GUESS YOU COULD HAVE A GENERATOR ON THERE. HOW LONG DOES IT DO THAT LIGHTING AND SING STUFF? >> ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. IT JUST GETS ON YOUR NERVES. >> Dave: IT WOULD PROBABLY, SURE, YEAH. AND WILL YOU BE TAKING IT OFF IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS? >> ONLY IF I WANT TO SLEEP. >> Dave: QAI. WOULD IT WILL ALL RIGHT IF RUPERT TRIED IT ON? ( LAUGHTER ) >> I THINK HE WANTS YOU TO TRY IT ON, RUPERT. >> Dave: IF YOU DON'T MIND, DIANE, JUST FOR FUN. >> SURE, TRY IT FOR RUPERT. RAFT LAUGHTER ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Rupert: YOU'RE WELCOME, DAVE. >> Dave: ALL RIGHT, DIANE. WE'RE HERE TO PLAY MAY WE SEE YOUR DIGITAL PHOTO, PLEASE. >> YES. >> Dave: SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, PAUL. DO YOU HAVE A ALL RIGHT OF DIGITAL TOENSINGS IN THERE? >> DAVE >> ABOUT 330 SOMETHING. >> Dave: I'LL PULL UP A CHAIR. YOU TAKE US THROUGH THEM AND GIVE US A LITTLE NARRATIVE AS WE TAKE A LOOK AND STUFF AND SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. >> ALL RIGHT. LET ME SEE. OH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW, IT'S GONE OFF. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Dave: YOUR BATTERIES FOR THE HAT, WE COULD USE THEM. >> THERE WE GO. MACY'S WINDOW. >> Dave: VERY NICE. >> THERE'S RUPERTS RIGHT THERE. >> THERE'S RUPERT'S. WE'RE GOING BACK. >> Dave: EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE THINKS THAT ONE MAY BE UPSIDE DOWN. THAT'S TIMES SQUARE. WHAT IS... YOU KNOW, I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN HAT. (HAT PLAYS CHRISTMAS MUSIC) >> IT IS ANNOYING, ISN'T IT? NO ONE SLEEPS AROUND ME, THAT'S FOR SURE. ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: OKAY. WELL, THAT'S PLENTY. WE GET THE IDEA. AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAVING FUN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR APPEARING IN MAY WE SEE YOUR DIGITAL PHOTO, PLEASE. WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR HER, GIRLS? >> OH, WONDERFUL. >> Dave: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DELI PLATTER FROM RUPERT JEE'S. WHAT WITH WERE WE PLAYING FOR TONIGHT? >> Alan: DAVE, WE WERE PLAYING FOR A BRAND-NEW KOREA SPECTRA. BACK TO DAVE. >> Dave: HAVE FUN, DIANE. BE CAREFUL. SAY HELLO TO THE FOLKS BACK IN HOUSTON. >> THANK YOU, DAVE, SO MUCH. >> Dave: THERE YOU GO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. DE THE CATEGORY: TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR NOT THE MOST POPULAR SIGNS IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL. PAUL, WERE YOU THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL? >> Paul: PLEASE, FAR FROM IT. >> Dave: ME NEITHER. NEVER BEEN VERY POPULAR ANYWHERE I GO >> Paul: SAME HERE. >> Dave: TOP TEN SIGN YOURSELF NOT NOSE POPULAR GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL. HERE NOW TO PRESENT TONIGHT'S TOP TEN LIST, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. HERE HE IS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (DAVE LAUGHING) OH, GOD. OH, MY GOD. COINCIDENTALLY, THE MOVIE OF THE SAME NAME, "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE," IS ON D.V.D. AND IN STORES TODAY. THERE YOU GO. VERY ENTERTAINING FILM. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HI, DAVID. >> HOW YOU DOING? >> GOOD. >> Dave: CATEGORY, TOP TEN JIERNS NOT THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL. NUMBER TEN: >> YOUR YEARBOOK PHOTO CAPTION READS UNIDENTIFIED SOPHOMORE. >> YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS THE ONE YOU BUILT IN SHOP CLASS. >> Dave: NUMBER EIGHT. >> SCHOOL SONG INCLUDES PHRASE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SUCK. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Dave: NUMBER SEVEN. >> EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO A GIRL, THE CONVERSATION INEVITABLY DRIFTS TO YOUR FREQUENT NOSE BLEEDS. >> Dave: YEAH. ( LAUGHTER ) NUMBER SIX. >> THE STUPID KID WHO GETS HIS TATER TOTS STOLEN EVERY DAY, HE STEALS YOUR TATER TOTS. TATER TOTS RULE. >> Dave: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. NUMBER FIVE. >> EVERYONE'S JEALOUS OF YOUR TETHER BALL SKILLS, MY SKILLS. >> Dave: NUMBER FOUR. >> NOT ONLY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MOM TO THE PROM, YOU HAD TO PAY HER 20 BUCKS. ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: SIGNS YOU'RE NOT THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL. NUMBER THREE. >> YOU CAN'T DANCE LIKE THIS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Deve: THAT'S RIGHT. NUMBER TWO. >> "LORD OF THE RINGS" FIGURINES, 50. FRIENDS, ZERO. "LORD OF THE RINGS" RULES. WHATEVER. >> Dave: THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE NOT THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL. >> HOW THE HECK WOULD I KNOW, I'M LIKE THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL, GOSH!XT GUEST IS A FINER STARRING IN A NEW POTION PICTURE ENTITLED "IN GOOD COMPANY." IT OPENS DECEMBER 29th IN SELECTED CITIES. HERE'S DENNIS QUAID. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (BAND PLAYING "I FEEL GOOD) >> Dave: IS THAT THE SAME HAT DIANE HAD? >> NO, I PICKED THIS UP OVER IN TIMES SQUARE TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) I'M WONDERING... WHAT KIND OF A DEAL SHE GOT ON HERS, THOUGH, BECAUSE MINE PLAYS MUSIC. >> Dave: , I THINK HERS DOES, AS WELL. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN TURN THAT OFF? >> I THINK SO. I'LL GIVE THIS TO PAUL. >> BECAUSE I KNOW ALL ABOUT MUSICAL... >> Dave: YEAH. YEAH, I'M WORKING ON IT. OH, I SEE A THING HERE. OH, BUT I NEED A TOOL. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Dave: THAT'S THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE, ISN'T IT? >> Paul: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. YEAH. >> Dave: THERE YOU GO. >> OH, SHE'S MAD. >> Dave: THANK YOU, EDSON. >> Dave: SINCE YOU WERE HERE LAST TIME, SAY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT. >> IT'S ABOUT CORPORATE AMERICA REALLY. I PLAY A GUY WHO IS A LITTLE PAST 50. AND HE'S FINDING OUT HIS WIFE IS GOING TO HAVE A BABY AT THIS TIME IN HIS LIFE. HE GOES INTO WORK AND, YOU KNOW, HE HAS A GREAT LIFE. HE'S AN ADVERTISING EXECUTIVE. HE FINDS OUT HIS COMPANY'S BEEN SOLD. HE'S BEEN DEMOATED. HE'S LOST HIS JOB AND IN THROUGH THE DOOR COMES HIS NEW BOSS, WHO IS HALF HIS AGE. >> Dave: HE'S 26. >> WHO WINDS UP DATING HIS DAUGHTER, BY THE WAY. >> Dave: YIEKS. I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE OVER 50 AND HAVE A BABY. ( LAUGHTER ) I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE. ( APPLAUSE ) SCARY, ISN'T IT? >> I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT MARRIED. I MAY FIND OUT THE SAME THING
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