EVENTS.

WHENEVER WE PLAY, THERE ARE SIX

BIG WAYS... BY THE WAY, YOU

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?

>> SURE.

>> Dave: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

>> STEPHANIE.

>> Dave: WELCOME TO "THE LATE

SHOW."

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> ORIENT.

>> Dave: WHERE ARE YOUR TWO

GIRLS?

>> AT HOME.

>> Dave: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

>> CALLIE AND ALEXA.

>> Dave: HOW OLD ARE THEY?

>> THREE AND SIX.

>> Dave: WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING

UP THIS LATE?

YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS LINDA?

>> STEPHANIE.

LFTD CLOSE.

>> Dave: HAVING A GOOD TIME IN

NEW YORK CITY?

>> GREAT TIME.

>> Dave: YOU'RE HERE WITH YOUR

HUSBAND?

>> YES.

>> Dave: STOOD-- TOO BAD.

OF COURSE I'M JUST KIDDING.

NOW WHENEVER WE PLAY, THERE ARE

SIX BIG WAYS TO PLAY.

KNOW YOUR CURRENT EVENTS, KNOW

YOUR CUTS OF MEAT, KNOW YOUR

AMERICAN IDOL SCANDAL, KNOW YOUR

GIANT PINATA AND KNOW YOUR

KENTUCKY.

OUT ON 53rd STREET RIGHT NOW, WE

HAVE A 500 POUND PINATA.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK

( APPLAUSE )

BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

>> Dave: AT SOME POINT TONIGHT,

IT WILL BE SMASHED WIDE OPEN, IT

IS FULL OF CANDY, SMASHED WIDE

OPEN BY A NEW YORK CITY BUS

TRAVELING AT HIGH SPEED.

THREAT IS RIGHT THERE.

THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.

( APPLAUSE )

THAT'S THE GREAT PART ABOUT THIS

SHOW.

WHAT DID YOU PAY TO GET IN?

NOTHING, AND LOOK WHAT YOU GET.

A TREMENDOUS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE

ISN'T IT?

>> YEAH.

>> Dave: BACK TO KNOW YOUR

CURRENT EVENTS.

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE?

WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME?

>> BRENT.

>> Dave: WHY DON'T YOU TALK IT

OVER AND PICK A CATEGORY., SEAT2

PEOPLE.

SO WITH THAT IN MIND, LET'S PLAY

KNOW YOUR CURRENT EVENTS.

YOU LOOK LOVELY BY THE WAY.

>> THANK YOU, SO DO YOU.

>> Dave: HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND

DARREN BEEN MARRIED?

( LAUGHTER )

>> BRENT.

>> Dave: I SEE.

>> EIGHT YEARS.

>> Dave: GOOD.

THIS IS A REAL SUCCESS STORY FOR

YOU.

YOU'RE DOWN HERE FOR A FUN

WEEKEND?

>> JUST CAME TO SEE YOU.

>> Dave: OOHH.

WELL MAYBE SOME DAY I CAN COME

UP TO CANADA JUST TO SEE YOU.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET SERIOUS NOW.

OF THE 800 POUNDS

THINK ABOUT IT.

TALK IT OVER WITH BRENT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> 500 POUNDS.

>> Dave: EXACTLY RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS. IS LEFT,

15-POUND HAMBURGER, CURRENT

EVENTS, CUTS OF MEAT, THINK IT

OVER.

ARE YOU HERE BY YOURSELF OR WITH

OTHERS.

>> Dave: NICE TO SEE YOU.

TALK IT OVER WITH KIMBERLY.

SO MANY AMERICAN HUSBANDS AND

WIVES DON'T REALLY COMMUNICATE.

I'M SORRY.

ARE YOU READY TO GO?

>> AMERICAN IDOL SCANDALS.

♪ KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW

YOUR AMERICAN IDOL SCANDALS ♪

>> Dave: YOU WATCH THAT AMERICAN

IDOL SHOW?

HOW MANY FOLKS WATCH THAT

AMERICAN IDOL SHOW?

( APPLAUSE )

IT'S TURNED OUT IT'S AMERICA'S

MOST POPULAR TELEVISION SHOW AND

SCANDAL RIDDEN.

ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT?

THAT THE CONTESTANTS ARE HAVING

SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH THE JUDGES.

>> Audience: OOOH.

>> Paul: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT.

>> Dave: APPARENTLY NOTHING.

THE AUDIENCE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER

ABOUT THAT.

>> Paul: REALLY.

>> Dave: HERE WE GO, ACCORDING

TO HIS ALABAMA ARREST WARRANT

FOR COCAINE POSSESSION, WHAT IS

CURRENT AMERICAN IDOL

CONTESTANT'S BO BICE'S REAL

FIRST NAME?

THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE.

>> HAROLD. WINTER AND

WORK THROUGH THE SPRING.

WE ARE JUST COMING TO THE END OF

THE SECOND SEMESTER OF INTERNS.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO

GET SOME OF THE INTERNS OUT HERE

AND PUT A FACE WITH A NAME AND

TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO.

THEY'LL DESCRIBE FOR YOU A

MEMORABLE MOMENT FROM THEIR

EXPERIENCE AT THE LATE SHOW.

>> Paul: THAT WOULD BE NICE.

>> Dave: WE ARE GOING TO DO THAT

TONIGHT.

SAY HELLO TO A VERY NICE YOUNG

MAN, PRODUCTION INTERN, FRANK

MACELROY.

( APPLAUSE )

THERE HE IS.

HEY, FRANK.

>> ON MY VERY FIRST DAY I

ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO DAVE IN

THE HALLWAY.

HE SAID WATCH IT ( bleep )!

>> Dave: THANK YOU, FRANK.

NICE JOB.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER MEETING

HIM.

>> Paul: NICE STORY, THOUGH.

>> Dave: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

FOLKS... A WEEK AGO TONIGHT, HOW

TIME FLIES, GEORGE W. BUSH HAD A

PRIME TIME PRESS CONFERENCE.

THIS IS A MAJOR EVENT BECAUSE HE

DOESN'T REALLY GO BEFORE THE

PRESS IN AN OFFICIAL CAPACITY

TOO OFTEN.

BUT THIS WAS A PRIME TIME EVENT.

SO WE SCRUTINIZED IT AND TAPED

IT AND PULLED OUT WHAT WE

THOUGHT WAS FASCINATING FROM THE

GEORGE BUSH PRESS CONFERENCE A

WEEK AGO.

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS PARTICULARLY

INTERESTING.

TYKE A LOOK.

♪.