BIGGEST ACTION GUYS IN THE WORLD.

A LOT OF ACTION GUYS LIKE TOM CRUISE SAY, THEY DID ALL THEIR

OWN STUNTS.

DO-- DID YOU EVER, LIKE, BACK IN THE DAY, DID YOU DO YOUR OWN

STUNLTS.

>> OF COURSE.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> YOU HAVE TO.

>> Stephen: LIKE BARE FOOT ACROSS THE GLASS IN DIEHARD AND

THAT KIND OF STUFF.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU NEED TO DO THAT, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF

THAT, NO OFFENSE.

>> FOR THE AUDIENCE, FOR, YOU KNOW--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: FOR THE AUDIENCE.

I KNOW, OKAY, BUT YOU DON'T DO IT ANY MORE, I ASSUME.

>> OH NO, I STILL DO T I STILL DO IT.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU 60 YEARS OLD.

>> 60 YEARS OLD THRK YEAR.

>> Stephen: I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU STILL DO YOUR OWN

STUNTS.

>> WELL, I FEEL THAT I-- I WOULD LET PEOPLE DOWN IF I DIDN'T DO

MY OWN STUNTS.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

SO I GUESS YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNTS, THEN.

(LAUGHTER) I DON'T-- I MEAN WITH ALL DUE

RESPECT, I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A MAN WHO SPENDS

MOST OF HIS TIME LYING DOWN ON THE JOB THESE DAYS, DOES HIS OWN

STUNTS, PLEASE TAKE THAT WITH RESPECT.

I MEAN IT WITH RESPECT, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

>> DON'T BELIEVE T HUH.

>> Stephen: NO, I DO NOT.

>> NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM.

(APPLAUSE) >> I'M OUT FROM-- COME OUT FROM

BEHIND THE DESK.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> HANDS IN POCKETS.

>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO GO?

>> IT'S ALREADY BEGUN.

>> Stephen: YOU LOOK TIRED, BRUCE.

LET ME GET YOU A CHAIR.

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS.

(APPLAUSE) >> COLBERT!

>> Stephen: I'M GLUTEN FREE YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) .

>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET SO STRONG, YOU MAGNIFICENT BAS

TARD?

YES, YES!

>> YIPEE KAYA WILLIAM FAULKNER.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU.

>> I.

>> I DON'T DO MY OWN STUNTS.

>> Stephen: SON OF A BITCH.

OH, THAT ONE HURT.

>> Stephen: BRUCE WILLIS, EVERYONE, MISERY AT THE

BROADHEARST THEATER THROUGH FEBRUARY 149.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.