Name: なぜ神はトランプを許すのか？ (Why Would God Let Trump Happen?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:21:00.000Z
Duration: 6 min 8 s
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AND WELCOME TO A WHOLE NEW WORLD, BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT

HILARIOUS "DONALD TRUMP RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT" THING?

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF

BUT FOR ME, THIS IS A REAL MIXED BLESSING. YOU SEE-- AND THIS IS

TRUE-- WHEN TRUMP ANNOUNCED HE WAS RUNNING BACK IN JUNE, IT WAS

AND WE WERE SO CONVINCED IT WOULDN'T LAST, THAT WE RUSHED TO

MAKE A VIDEO TO PUT ON THE INTERNET SO WE WOULDN'T MISS A

CHANCE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM ( LAUGHTER )

TURNS OUT WE HAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT-- EXCEPT FOR ALL THE

THINGS WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP WILL BE THE FIRST MAJOR PARTY NOMINEE WHO

HASN'T HELD PREVIOUS OFFICE SINCE GENERAL DWIGHT EISENHOWER.

EISENHOWER: FACED DOWN HITLER IN WORLD WAR II.

TRUMP: FACED DOWN GILBERT GOTTFRIED AT HIS COMEDY CENTRAL

AND IT'S FITTING THAT WE FOUND OUT TODAY, MAY THE FOURTH, WHEN

"STAR WAR FANS GREET EACH OTHER BY SAYING, "MAY THE FOURTH BE

BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP SAYING "WHAT THE

FOURTH IS HAPPENING?" LAST NIGHT, TRUMP GAVE A VICTORY

SPEECH WHERE HE PROMISED TO BRING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER.

>> THIS COUNTRY, WHICH IS VERY, VERY DIVIDED IN SO MANY

DIFFERENT WAYS, IS GOING TO BECOME ONE BEAUTIFUL, LOVING

>> Stephen: YES, WE'RE GOING TO LOVE EACH OTHER, CHERISH EACH

OTHER-- BASICALLY ALL THE THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU THINK THE WORLD

LOVE AND CHERISH, PRECIOUS ♪ GOTTA HAVE LOVE IN YOUR HEART

NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF "TRUMP MIGHT BE PRESIDENT" SEX.

AND HE DIDN'T JUST GIVE VAGUE, MEANINGLESS-- IT'S OVER.

MY TONGUE HAS ALREADY LEFT FOR CANADA AT THIS POINT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE DIDN'T JUST GIVE US VAGUE,

HE ALSO GAVE US SPECIFIC MEANINGLESS PROMISES.

>> WE'RE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.

WE'RE GOING TO BE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, AND WE'RE

>> Stephen: YES, WE'LL BE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN.

IN FACT, I AM GOING TO START SAYING IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M

NOT SURE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT TO DECEMBER.

LAST NIGHT, TRUMP WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL, EVEN OFFERING AN

>> AND JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND TED CRUZ-- I DON'T KNOW IF HE

A TRUMP NOMINATION IS JUST SO HARD TO PROCESS.

THIS FEELS LIKE A POLITICAL SHIFT OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS,

BUT WHY WOULD A LOVING GOD LET THIS HAPPEN?

>> Stephen: WELL PANDERED, GOD, WELL PANDERED.

>> Stephen: NOW GOD, I HAVE A DIFFICULT QUESTION FOR YOU.

>> WELL, STEPHEN, WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN VERY MUCH, THEY

>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO, GOD, NOT THAT QUESTION.

>> GOOD, CAUSE IT GETS PRETTY ICKY AFTER THAT.

>> Stephen: GOD, WHY DID YOU LET DONALD TRUMP BE THE REPUBLICAN

THE GUY WITH WEIRD HAIR WHO SOLD STEAKS AT THE SHARPER IMAGE?

TEACHEN, I'VE BEEN PRETTY BUSY TO FOLLOWING THE ELECTION.

I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A SUPERNOVA IN ANOTHER GALAXY.

I HAVE GOT TO DECIDE WHO WINS THE NBA FINALS.

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なぜ神はトランプを許すのか？ (Why Would God Let Trump Happen?)

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