-Having sex is for grown-ups, silly.

-Then let's make a pact.

When we're 38 years old plus a couple of months, if neither

of us are married, we'll find each other and have sex.

-OK.

-Promise.

-Promise.

-Yes?

-Hey, Tammy.

It's me, David.

-Uh, help me out.

-1977, the swing set on the beach.

We made a pact?

-Right.

So we're 38 and a couple of months, aren't we?

-Yes.

So, are you married?

-Well, Gordon and I have been together for 12 years.

We have these two beautiful kids.

But we never did get around to tying the knot.

-So you're not married?

-Well, technically, we're not married, but--

-This is terrible.

I have a dinner later, and so if we could start now, then I

could have a better chance of getting to my dinner.

-OK.

Let's go upstairs.

Ashley, Jacob, Mommy's going to be busy for a while, so why

don't you throw on a video?

JACOB (OFFSCREEN): OK.

-So, where you living these days?

-New York.

-Uh-huh.

You have a job?

-Yeah, you know, it's like doing my thing, whatever.

-Mmm.

What a real winner you turned out to be.

-Yeah.

-OK, we should do this, because the kids are going to

get bored with Hannah Montana in about 20 minutes and start

banging on the door.

DAVID (OFFSCREEN): OK, you know what?

I should just go to the bathroom first, because if I

don't, I'm going to feel kind of bloated and unsexy, and it

could be a really bad situation.

So let me just--

-How's it going in there?

-Just a few more minutes.

I'm just a little constipated.

I had a cheese empanada for breakfast.

-For breakfast?

-Oh, don't worry.

It had an egg in it.

-Oh, OK.

-Plus I had four cheese empanadas for lunch.

And I'm eating one right now.

OK.

I'm ready.

Yeah, oh, I'm having that feeling of inevitability, like

it's building up, like I can't stop it.

Oh there it is.

Oh, yeah.

Aw, Jesus.

Oh my god!

Angh, angh, angh!

-Oh.

-So?

-That was--

unexpected.

Life-altering.

David, I want to be with you.

Have a future with you.

-Uh, yeah.

I gotta go to work.

I'll call you, OK?

-But we have a connection.

How can you deny it?

-I can deny it 'cause I already finished, and now I'm

thinking about other things.

-But what we have is real.

-Yeah, for me, it was nothing but sex.

-Butt sex?

Yeah, great.

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Tammy, I got

the afternoon off.

I thought I could take you and the kids to

get some ice cream.

Who's this?

-Oh, this is my friend David from elementary school.

-Nice to meet you, David.

-Gordon.

-OK, I'll go freshen up and, uh, then I'll take you out for

that ice cream that I was talking about before.

-Let's go.

We can climb out the window.

We can stay at my mother's for a while.

And-- and I can get a job, maybe go back to my

photography.

We'll make ends meet somehow.

You can work double shifts, at least until

you pay it all back.

Every nickel.

Unh!

Unh!

Unh!

Ah!

-That was for your own good.

You're getting hysterical.

Don't you see it, baby?

You and Gordon are meant to be together.

That primal physical passion that we have faces away, and

then what's left?

You.

Gordon.

Your kids.

Your life.

Now go out there and get some of that ice cream.

And you write me a postcard sometime.

-Are you ready, sweets?

-(WHISPERING): Go.

Just go.

-It was nice to see you, David.

-Nice to see you too, Tammy.

-[BREATHY SOB]

-Nice to meet you, David.

-Yeah.

Get yourself a big ice cream cone for me, will you?

With all the sprinkles.

-OK.

Come on, honey.

-Bye-bye now.

Now go out there and kick some ass.

-So are you just gonna be hanging out in

our bedroom, or?

-Yeah.

Probably for a little while.

-It's OK, honey.

[SOBS]

[SOBS LOUDLY]

-(WEEPING) I wish I had had butt sex with her.

It would have felt so good.

-Man's natural state is violence.

-Hello, evolve.

We have to rise above our baser instincts.

We're intelligent beings, for god's sake.

-You want higher beings, go toke a doob.

My name's Cheryl, by the way.

-I'm David.

Nnngh!

-Oh.

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