I AM IN A REAL BIND.

I'VE LEFT SO LATE AND I'M NOT GOING TO GET TO WORK IN TIME.

IS THERE ANYWAY YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME?

OH, YOU'RE THE BEST.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YEAH.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

THANKS.

HEY.

>> HEY.

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GOOD.

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

>> HEY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> GOOD.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> ANY TIME.

>> James: IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAPS.

NOW YOU TWO ARE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS, RIGHT?

>> WE'RE ACTUALLY CELEBRATING OUR TENTH YEAR OF FRIENDSHIP

THIS YEAR.

>> James: SO YOU DATED JOE.

>> HIS BROTHER.

>> James: RIGHT?

YOU DATED SELENA GOMEZ BUT YOU TWO NEVER.

>> NOPE.

>> NO.

>> James: REALLY?

>> NO.

>> James: NOT EVEN LIKE A 3 A.M. PAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK IN EACH

OTHER'S EYES.

>> NO.

>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS, ARE WE?

>> James: NOT EVEN THAT MOMENT, NEVER.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED BUT I KIND OF GO FOR OLDER GUYS.

>> James: YOU'RE DATING JOE, NICK YOU'RE DATING SEEMINGLY

EVERYONE.

>> YUP.

>> James: AND THEN WHO ELSE.

>> MILEY, AND THEN-- SELENA.

>> THANK YOU, DEMI.

>> AND THEN BACK WITH MILEY.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?

>> NO.

>> LIES!

>> James: TELL ME THE TRUTH, LIZA MINUTE ELI BACK THERE.

SO YOU TAKE ME THROUGH IT GOMEZ, CYRUS.

>> IT WAS CYRUS GOMEZ ES, SIGH RES GOMEZ, I DONE KNOW WHAT

HAPPENED.

>> James: IS ALL WHILE YOU WERE WEARING THE OLD PURITY

RING, RIGHT?

>> IT WAS.

>> James: SO IT'S NOT ON ANY MORE.

>> WHERE IS IT NOW.

>> James: WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO DITCH THE RING?

WHEN WERE YOU LIKE-- .

>> I HAD A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULT.

>> James: YES.

>> AND-- I FELL IN LOVE, ACTUALLY.

I FELL IN LOVE AND THEN I DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO

TAKE THE PURITY RING OFF.

>> James: TIME TO DITCH THE RING.

>> YEAH.

ARE WE GOING TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY DATING LIFE, IS THAT?

>> James: WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. I NEVER

PUT MY LOVE OUT ON THE LINE.

NEVER SAID YES TO THE RIGHT GUY.

NEVER HAD TROUBLE GETTING WHAT I WANT.

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH ♪ ♪ WHEN I

DON'T CARE.

♪ I CAN PLAY EM LIKE A KEN DOLL.

♪ WON'T WASH MY HAIR AND THEN MAKE THEM BOUNCE LIKE A

BASKETBALL ♪ ♪ BUT YOU MAKE ME WANTA ACT LIKE A GIRL.

♪ PAINT MY NAILS AN WEAR HIGH HEELS.

♪ ♪ YES, YOU MAKE ME SO NERVOUS THAT I JUST CAN'T HOLD YOUR

HAND.

♪ YOU MAKE ME BELOW BUT I COVER UP WON'T LET IT SHOW.

SO I'M ♪ ♪ PUTIN MY DEFENSES UP.

♪ CUZ I DON'T WANTA FALL IN LOVE.

SNOT IF I EVER DID THAT I HAD THINK I'D HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

♪ I THINK I'D HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

>> James, OH, THAT FINISH.

IF YOU EVER HAVE A HEART ATTACK, YOU WILL BE IN FOR A SHOCK IF

YOU THINK IT'S LIKE THAT.

I DON'T THINK YOU JUST GO-- I THINK YOU-- OH, MY ARM--

SOMEBODY CALL-- AND THEN YOU GO-- DID YOU SEE THAT GUYS,

I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

YOU BOTH HAVE SOME INTENSE FANS.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT ARE THE WEIRDEST THINGS THAT FANS HAVE

DONE.

>> SOMEONE JUMPED IN THE BACK AND WAS HIDING WITH THE LUGGAGE.

SOMEBODY GOT TO THE HOTEL, WITH THE GIG, THEY AND THEY POPPED

OUT.

>> WHO WAS THAT?

>> James: ON THEIR OWN.

>> ON THEIR OWN.

>> James: GOT IN THE TRUNK WITH THE SUITCASES.

>> YEAH.

SNUCK IN, AND THEN JUMPED OUT, BASICALLY TRIED TO JUMP ON US

WHEN WE GOT TO THE HOTEL.

>> James: AND THIS WAS WHEN IT WAS YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS.

>>.

AND WHAT DID YOU DO.

>> WE RAN.

>> AND SECURITY PICKED THEM UP AND ESCORTED THEM OUT.

I WAS JUST CONCERNED THEY WERE GOING TO SAY WE KIDNAPPED THEM,

THAT IS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT.

>> James: DO YOU THINK THEY WENT THROUGH YOUR BAG.

>> MAYBE.

>> MAYBE THEY FOUND YOUR PURITY RING.

>> James: MAYBE, BASE YOU SURE AS HELL WEREN'T WEARING THEM,

JONAS.

ALONE IN THE NIGHT TILL SHE KNOCKS ON MY DOOR.

♪ OH NO, WASTED AGAIN BUT I CAN'T SAY NO.

♪ OH BABY TELL ME WHY YOU, WHY YOU DO, DO ME YONG.

♪ BABY TELL ME WHY, WHY YOU DO, DO ME WRONG.

♪ GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT YOU TOOK MY SOUL.

♪ YOU GOT ME IN CHAINS.

YOU GOT ME IN CHAINS FOR YOUR LOVE.

NOAT ♪ ♪ I WOULDN'T CHANGE, NO, I WOULDN'T CHANGE THIS LOVE.

♪ TRIENA BREAK THE CHAINS BUT THE CHAINS ONLY BREAK ME.

>> James: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED UP?

>> I HAVE, ACTUALLY.

>> WHOA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

>> I DIDN'T ENJOY IT.

>> James: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THIS POSITION IN THE

WORLD OF CAMERA PHONES?

WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.

>> BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> I PERFORMED AT A GAY CLUB ONE TIME.

>> James: YEAH.

>> AND THEY LITERALLY CHAINED ME TO THE WALL, AS I'M PERFORMING

THE SONG.

>> James: WOW.

>> IT WAS VERY-- .

>> James: IT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE.

>> SO HARD TO PERFORM WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO USE YOUR HANDS.

>> James: DING DONG.

STONE COLD, STONED.

♪ YOU'RE DANCING WITH HER WHILE I'M STAIRING AT MY PHONE.

♪ STONE COLD, STONE COLD.

♪ I WAS YOUR AMBER, BUT NOW SHE'S YOUR SHADE OF GOLDING.

♪ STONE COLD, BABY.

♪ GOD KNOWS I TRIED TO FEEL.

♪ HAPPY FOR YOU, KNOW THAT I AM, EVEN IF I, CAN'T UNDERSTAND. ♪

♪ I'LL TAKE THE PAIN.

♪ GIVE ME THE TRUTH, ME AND MY HEART.

♪ WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH.

♪ IF HAPPY IS HER, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: SO JOE IS IN THE BAND, WERE YOU HAVING PHENOMENAL

SUCCESS, BY THE OCEAN SONG.

>> IT IS ABOUT SEX.

>> James: HOW IS IT ABOUT SEX.

>> JOE WAS WRITING A SONG WITH PEOPLE FROM SWEDEN.

THEY ARE LIKE WHAT IS THAT THING, YOU KNOW, LIKE CAKE BY

THE OCEAN.

HE MEANS YOU MEAN SEX ON THE BEACH.

THAT IS HOW IT WAS BORN.

>> James: THAT IS HOW IT WAS BORN.

>> James: I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE A CAKE BY THE OG THAN SEX

ON THE BEACH.

I AM WE JUST GOT INSIDE.

♪ WASTE TIME WITH A MASTER PIECE DON'T WASTE TIME WITH A MASTER

PIECE.

♪ YOU SHOULD BE ROLLING WITH ME, YOU SHOULD BE ROLLING WITH ME.

♪ YOU'RE A REAL LIFE FA FANTASY, YOU'RE A REAL LIFE FANTASY.

♪ BUT YOU'RE MOVING SO CAREFULLY, LET'S START LIVING

DANGEROUSLY.

♪ I'M GOING BLIND FROM THIS SWEET SWEET KRAIFERRING SNOAFT ♪

LET'S LOUSE OUR MINDS AND GO CRAZY ♪ ♪ I KEEP ON HOPING WE'LL

EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN.

♪.

I WANT YOU.

♪ I WANT YOU, BABE.

♪ AIN'T GOING BACKWARDS, WON'T ASK FOR SPACE.

♪ KUS SPACE WAS JUST A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO

GET TO.

♪ CLOSE OH SO CLOSE OOH.

♪ I WANT YOU CLOSE, OOH.

♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID

TO GET CLOSE, OOH.

♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH.

♪ OH I WANT YOU CLOSE, AND CLOSE AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH, NO.

>> James: SO NOW YOU TWO ARE GOING ON TOUR TOGETHER.

>> YES.

>> James: ARE YOU GOING ON TOURING TO.

SO HERE IS MY QUESTION.

IS THERE ROOM FOR SOMEONE ELSE ON THIS TOUR, THAT IS WHAT I AM

SAYING.

LET ME LEVEL WITH YOU.

I DO THIS A LOT WITH PEOPLE, I SING IN THE CAR, AND THEY GO OH,

GOD, WE SHOULD FORM A BAND, THIS WOULD BE AMAZING.

AND I GO YES, IT WOULD.

AND I NEVER HEAR FROM THEM.

>> I'M DOWN.

>> James: LET'S WORK OUT SOME KICK ASS HARMONY.

I'LL TAKE THE-- ALL RIGHT, HANG ON.

I TURN MY CHAIN MUSIC UP AND PUFFING MY CHEST.

♪ I'M GETTING READY TO FACE IT.

♪ YOU CAN CALL ME OBSESSED.

♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I HOVER.

♪ I MEAN NO DISREPRESENT.

♪ IT'S MY RIGHT TO BE HELLISH.

♪ I STILL GET JEALOUS.

>> GUYS, THAT WAS PRETTY HOT.

>> James: THE THREE OF US YOU WANT TO PLAY A SHOW TOGETHER.

>> WE GO ON TOUR TOGETHER.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHY DON'T I JUST JOIN THE SHOW THOUGH.

>> WE NEED TO DO A TEST JOE.

>> James: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO BE CALLED.

>> JND.

>> James: OR WE COULD CALL OURSELVES JAMES CORDEN, BECAUSE

WE COULD TAKE THE J FROM JONAS.

>> YEAH.

>> James: THE A FROM LOVATO.

THE M FROM DEMI.

THE E FROM MY NAME.

THE N FROM ONAS, THE C FROM MY NAME, THE O FROM ONAS.

THE R FROM MY NAME.

I HAVE ONLY GIVEN MYSELF THREE LETTERS SO FAR.

>> YOU'RE SO HUMBLE.

>> James: SEE WHAT I MEAN.

OH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> SO ARE WE SINGING OR PLAYING INSTRUMENTS OR WHAT IS

HAPPENING.

>> James: LET'S GO OVER HERE.

>> OKAY J.

>> James: WHERE SHOULD WE PLAY.

LET'S PLAY HERE.

>> RIGHT HERE.

>> DEMI, WE LOVE YOU.

>> LOVE YOU.

>> James: CAN YOU PULL THAT OFF?

THERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT.

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR BEING

HERE TONIGHT, THIS SAY SPECIAL EVENING.

THE JCD WHICH IS NOT A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTION, IS A

GENUINE BAND, OKAY.

>> THERE WE GO.

>> COME ON.

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TAKE IT.

♪ I'M THE BOSS RIGHT NOW.

♪ NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

♪ NOT WHEN YOU GO DOWN.

♪ KUS THIS IS MY GAME AND YOU BETTER COME TO PLAY.

♪ I USED TO HOLD MY FREAK BACK YOU GOT ME UNDERRATED.

♪ RATED, RATED.

♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING, WHAT'S

WRONG WITH BEING CONFIDENT?

♪ ♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITHING, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING, WHAT'S WRONG

WITH BEING CONFIDENT?

♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH.

♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING OH,

YEAH.

♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: WHOOO!

GET YOUR MONEY OUT, COME ON.