I have just one question for you

Are you ready?

Am I ready for what?

Who is this?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT

WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE

IN THE

WWE

SUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAM

RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER THIS AWESOME PAY-PER-VIEW FOR JUST $59.99

I'm sorry, no

There is no any chance in hell that we're ever gonna have wrestling in this house again

Thank you

But no

Have a good day!

Hello?

AND GOODBYE

TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY

WE TAKE SOME 6 MEN IN THE STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH

AT WWE

SUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAM

ORDER NOW AND SAVE $10

FOR THE LITTLE LOW PRICE OF JUST $49.99

So you guys just called me and

As I mentioned before we're not ordering this

So PLEASE stop calling my house

Thank you and goodbye!

Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Champ?

Who?

Champ?

Is Champ there?

Who is Champ?

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!

Listen! Hey!

-AT WWE SUUUUUUPERSLAAAM

Hey, sir!

Please quit callin my house!

-THE UNDERTAKER

Quit callin me!

CM PUNK!

AND EVEN TRIPLE H AND THE BIG SHOW

IN THE SPIT SWAPPING MAKE OUT MATCH

Holy cow..

-WWE SUUPERSLAAAM

Listen! Hello! HELLO!

Can you stop screaming and your little siren

Or whatever that is

Can you knock it off for 5 seconds?

NOT INTERESTED!

STOP! CALLING!

MY F**KIN' HOUSE!

Hello?

I am watching you..

Excuse me?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA!

BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY

AT THIS WEEKEND WWE

SUPAHSLAAAAM

-F**k

Stop calling my house!

JOHN CENA!

Before i get your number. I will track you down..

-IN A TRIPLE DOUBLE MATCH!

..and absolutely tear you..

LADDERS!

in pieces!

CHAINSAWS!

Do you understand me?

EXPLOSIONS!

FIREBALLS!

..John Cena is crazy motherf**ker!

POPCORN!

STOP! CALLING! MY! HOUSE!

NOW!

No wrestling, no super-motherf**kin-slam is happening in this house!

I swear to Jesus

If this is those wrestling f**ks again

Ok, good morning

Hi! I'm just calling this morning to ask if you're supporter of the US Military?

Oh My God!

I apologize

We've been getting calls all morning. I apologize

And yes

Fantastic! Great

Are you a supporter of a Marine Core?

Yes, absolutely!

Good! Great! Because a former decorated member of the US Marine Core needs your support.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

HE IS GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSES!

You!

Are you kidding me right now?!

WWE!

Are you kidding me right now?!

SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAAM!

I WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE YOU DOWN FOR A LOW PRICE OF ONLY $39.99

I can't belive you keep calling me

I'm about to lose my s**t

I swear I'm about to call the police

Hello!

You have a collect call from:

"JOHN CENA!"

Will you accept the charges?

Oh, f**k your mother

Listen, stop calling!

Listening is not your strong suit because I'm pretty sure it's f**k not

- but you are not hearing me, shut you f**kin' beaten down brain from Super Slam and listen!

I AM NOT!

I don't care if they are $59, $49, $39 or 39 f**kin' cents!

I don't want it! It won't happen!

It's not running on my TV again

It won't be allowed in this house

Do you understand me? NEVER!

I don't want to be wrestling here in this house

Please going through closets and taking you out t-shirts and blurting them. I'm calling the police and telling that you're harassing me

Stop it! Now!

I'm calling the police!

Good luck to you! Have a nice day!

F**k yourself!

God damn what?!

Oh, hold on, hold on!

Mary?

Mary, this is the ZMorningZoo radio show on Z104

What, what

We've been phone scamming you

Your husband - your husband Donny told us to phone scam you

We are all in a fight right now. Are you kidding me right now?