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  • TED CRUZ AND HIS MASTURBATORY PRACTICES

  • HAVE MADE FOR NEWS TODAY BUT WITH

  • GOOD CAUSE. WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM JACKING OFF FOR ANY

  • REASON, NO, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN CONNECTION WITH HIS

  • CRUSADE EARLY IN HIS CAREER TO DEFEND A BAN IN TEXAS ON THE

  • SALE OF DILDOS AND OTHER

  • SELF-LOVE ACCESSORIES. WE WANT TO GIVE YOU THE BACKGROUND ON

  • THAT CASE BECAUSE IT LEADS INTO WHY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HIM

  • WHACKING OFF TODAY. ONE, I WOULD SAY, FUCK YOU, IF I WANT TO OWN

  • A DILDO I WILL OWN ONE. I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE HIV, IF I WANT TO

  • HAVE A DILDO I AM GOING TO WANT

  • ONE. WHAT RIGHT IS IT OF YOURS TO SAY I CAN'T HAVE ONE?

  • >> JOHN, YOU ARE FREE TO OWN A DILDO.

  • YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT.

  • >>THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL.

  • >> IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE, I SUPPORT YOU.

  • >> IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOU CAN STIMULATE YOUR GENITALS

  • ALL YOU WANT. BUT NOT WHEN YOU ARE ALONE, WHICH IS WHEN YOU

  • NEED THEM THE MOST IN MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. THEY GO ON

  • AND GIVE A BUNCH OF OTHER GREAT

  • REASONS WHY IT IS NOT IN THE GOVERNMENT'S INTEREST TO

  • STOP DILDOS FROM BEING SOLD.

  • >> IS IT TED CRUZ'S INTEREST TO BAN ALL DILDOS WHEN HE IS IN

  • FACT A

  • DILDO HIMSELF? WHAT KIND OF STRANGE LEGISLATION WITH A DILDO

  • DOES HE SUPPORT? I FEEL LIKE TED CRUZ, FOR SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERS

  • THEMSELVES MORAL, SPENT A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT DILDOS.

  • >>HE IS THE LATEST WHO WANTS TO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR

  • SEXUALITY, ESPECIALLY THE SEXUALITY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE

  • HAVING INTERCOURSE. SANTORUM WANTS TO OUTLAW PORN. HE DOESN'T

  • THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO RABBITS, OR DILDOS.

  • >>BUTT PLUGS. ANAL BEADS. WHAT ABOUT LUBRICANT?

  • >> WHAT ABOUT CONDOMS, OR FLAVORED CONDOMS?

  • >> NO SEX SWINGS.

  • >> SO, WHY IN THE END ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TED CRUZ'

  • PRACTICES? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS PRIVATE LIFE,

  • THANKFULLY. BUT I WOKE UP TO THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T

  • KNOW.

  • >>DAMN. HE LIKES TO STIMULATE HIS GENITALS.

  • >>OH, SHIT. HE WENT TO SAY THAT TED CRUZ USES HIS PILLOW FOR

  • MASTURBATORY REASONS. AND THERE

  • IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIM,

  • BECAUSE TED CRUZ IS A BAD GUY. BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY

  • NOTHING WRONG ABOUT HUMPING YOUR

  • PILLOW NIGHT AFTER NIGHT THE WAY TED CRUZ DID THROUGHOUT HIS

  • UNDERGRAD CAREER. THIS IS THE EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY OF HIS

  • COLLEGE ROOMMATE. TO BE FAIR, FROM WHAT I LEARNED FROM THE

  • NEWSROOM YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO

  • HAVE TWO SOURCES. PRESUMABLY THE SECOND SOURCE WOULD BE THE

  • PILLOW, BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE

  • WAS NOT MUCH LEFT OF IT.

  • AGAIN, HE IS A BAD GUY SO WE GET TO MAKE FUN OF HIM.

  • >> IT IS JUST SO INCREDIBLE HOW MUCH CONSERVATIVES ARE OBSESSING

  • OVER OUR SEXUAL HABITS, ESPECIALLY HABITS THAT DON'T

  • HARM ANYONE AND ACTUALLY DO LEAD TO GOOD THINGS. MASTURBATION IS

  • NOT ONLY A NATURAL THING, IT LEADS TO A LOT OF STRESS RELIEF,

  • IT HELPS PEOPLE SLEEP. THERE IS A LOT OF RESEARCH ON THIS. I

  • KNOW I AM TRYING TO REASON WITH

  • LUNATICS, BUT HOW DO THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR MORALITY AND

  • HOW GREAT THEY ARE WHEN THEY ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY OBSESSING OVER

  • THE SEXUAL HABITS OF OTHER

  • PEOPLE. I DON'T THINK ABOUT THE SEXUAL HABITS OF OTHERS, UNLESS

  • I WANT TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL HABITS WITH THEM. OTHERWISE I

  • DON'T CARE. YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE? GO-AHEAD. YOU

  • WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A PERSON THAT IS THE SAME SEX AS YOU, BY

  • ALL MEANS HAVE A GREAT TIME.

  • IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. AS LONG AS

  • NO ONE IS BEING HARMED IN THE PROCESS, OUR LEGISLATORS SHOULD

  • NOT BE SPENDING ANY TIME DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT

  • THEY SHOULD OUTLAW THESE THINGS.

  • IT IS INSANE.

  • >> THE REASON WHY HE BRINGS IT UP IS BECAUSE HE IS A

  • PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER. BUT

  • ALSO, IN A TOWNHOME HE SAID THAT I DON'T THINK THAT AS A

  • CHRISTIAN YOU SHOULD WEAR YOUR

  • RELIGION ON YOUR SLEEVE WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING. BUT YOU ARE TRYING

  • TO ENFORCE LAWS THAT ARE BASED

  • OFF NOTHING OTHER THAN A PARTICULAR EXTREME THING THAT

  • YOU THINK IS IN THE BIBLE THAT

  • IS NOT REALLY IN THERE. WHEN THEIR POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY IS

  • SUPPOSEDLY FOUNDED ON -THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD NOT GET

  • INVOLVED WITH YOUR PRIVATE LIFE. WE OCCASIONALLY USE THE EXAMPLE

  • OF REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. I UNDERSTAND, SOME PEOPLE DON'T

  • FIND THAT CONVINCING BECAUSE THEY THINK MORALY THE BABY

  • REPRESENTS ANOTHER PERSON. I GET IT. IN THIS CASE, FROM THE

  • INITIAL DESIGN OF A NEW BUTT

  • PLUG, TO ITS MANUFACTURE, TO ITS DISTRIBUTION IN SALE, TO

  • TRANSPORTING IT HOME, AND TO SHOVING IT INSIDE OF YOURSELF,

  • AT

  • WHAT POINT DOES THE GOVERNMENT HAVE ANY NEED TO BE INVOLVED IN

  • THAT PROCESS?

  • IF THEY ARE INVOLVED IN THE CONNECTION BETWEEN YOU AND

  • YOUR

  • SEX TOY, THERE

  • IS

  • NOTHING

  • THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT GET

  • INVOLVED IN.

  • >> I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THEM SPECIFICALLY GOING AFTER SEX

  • TOYS THAT ARE USED BY WOMEN,

  • DILDOS,

  • ñ IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THESE LAWS ARE GEARED TOWARDS WOMEN.

  • >>OR GAY MEN.

  • >> SO, WAS THERE ANY LANGUAGE IN THE LEGISLATION PERTAINING TO

  • MEN? WAS THERE A BAN ON COCK RINGS FOR INSTANCE?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THEY REALLY CARED SO MUCH ABOUT MALE

  • MASTURBATION. HOW COULD HE IF HE WAS MASTURBATING HIMSELF WITH

  • OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM?

  • >> THAT IS JUST RUDE.

  • >>EXTREMELY, AND DISGUSTING. I HEAR GUYS DO THAT THOUGH.

  • >>YOU MEAN YOU HEAR TELL? I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT SAME THING, BUT I

  • GUESS I WENT TO A STRAIGHT EDGE

  • COLLEGE.

  • >> THE MALE CIRCLE JERK HAPPENS DURING THE FIRST HOUR OF THE

  • POWER PANEL ON FRIDAYS, BUT ANYWAY. I AM SERIOUSLY JOKING,

  • SORT OF. I DO WANT TO BRING UP, THE WAY THAT THIS MAKES THESE

  • LEGISLATORS SEEM OR LOOK IS THAT THEY FEEL AS THOUGH SEX TOYS ARE

  • COMPETITION, AND THEY ARE AFRAID BY IT, AND THEY WANT IT

  • OUTLAWED.

  • WHY WOULD I ALLOW THESE WOMEN TO HAVE VIBRATORS WHEN THEY WILL

  • GET OFF BY USING THESE

  • VIBRATORS?

  • >> WE DON'T WANT THEM TO BE ABLE TO JUST ENJOY SEX OR THINK THEY

  • SHOULD ENJOY IT. OBVIOUSLY WE LIKE TALKING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE

  • IT IS FUN TO MAKE FUN OF TED CRUZ. THEY RAN UNDERCOVER

  • STINGS BECAUSE WOMEN WOULD HAVE THESE GET-TOGETHERS, LIKE A

  • TUPPERWARE SALE, CALLED PASSION

  • PARTIES, THEY WOULD GET TOGETHER AND SELL EACH OTHER THE SEX

  • TOYS. THEY WOULD ARREST AND LOCK

  • PEOPLE UP BASED ON THIS. MY LAST POINT IS, I LOVE THIS PICTURE IN

  • THE BACKGROUND. IT IS LIKE, GET OUT.

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