(lightsaber sounds)

(electrical explosions)

The Force is with you, young Skywalker

But you are not a Jedi yet.

Not until, you learn to count to 10!

(battle cry)

(electrical explosion)

(sound of using the Force)

Luke, I am your father...

and it is my duty to teach you how to count.

Now, look over there.

No, way.

I'm not falling for that old trick, Vader.

You're trying to distract me.

No! I'm trying to teach you.

Now, look!

B - 17...

B - 17...

Bingo!

How many Stormtroopers do you see over there?

I don't know...

I'm not sure.

Well...

If you're not sure.

Then it's best that we count them.

Are you ready?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

There are 10 stormtroopers in the Bingo Hall.

(battle cry)

(electrical explosion)

Luke!

You didn't count with me.

Well...

I'm sort of busy, right now.

(exhaling with frustration)

A Jedi always makes time to learn, my son.

(lightsaber sounds)

(electrical explosions)

Luke...

You're about to get another opportunity

to learn how to count

and thereby complete your Jedi training.

Look over there!

(mouse droid noises)

Let's count the Mouse Droids together

as they scurry across the hallway.

Ready?

Count with me.

1

2

3

Luke, I don't hear you counting.

(battle cry)

(rapid electrical explosions)

You're wasting your time, Vader.

I'll never join you!

(massive electrical explosion)

(exhaling in frustration)

If I can't get him to count on his own

I'll use the Force and make him count.

Vader: 1

Vader: 2

Vader: 3

Luke: 4

Luke: 5

Luke: 6

Luke: 7

Luke: 8

Luke: 9

Luke: 10!

(wink sound)

Excellent work, my son.

Learning to count is your destiny.

Maybe so...

That was fun!

You know what else would be fun count?

Well, I'm sure you're referring to

my personal My Little Pony collection.

Music: My Little Pony,

My Little Pony,

Ahhhhhhh!

You are referring to that aren't you?

No.

Vader: Oh, that's awkward.

It would be fun to count...

It would be fun to count...

How many more blows it will take to defeat you!

What!?

(battle cry)

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

Ok, you can stop now.

You can stop anytime you want.

10!

(melodramatic howl)

(lightsaber detracting)

(footsteps)

Oh, how you have shammed me.

Shammed you?

You should be proud...

Thanks to you I can count to 10!

And...

I'm officially a Jedi now, right?

Uhhhhh....

Yeeaaah... right.

Yes!

You are now an official Jedi.

WooHoooo!!!

(awkward silence)

(clock ticking)

(crickets chirping)

(long airy breath)

Uhhh...

Hey, dad?

Can we go get some ice cream, now?

Sure, son...

You've earned it.