Today is Valentine's Day, so I decided to talk about: Japanese commercials.

今日はバレンタインデーだから あのことについて話そうと思ったんだ

If you have any interest in Japan, you know that Japanese commercials are some of the craziest stuff you can find on TV in the world.

日本のコマーシャルだ

Whether it's taking some really famous actors and turning them into some crazy laughing maniac, into some laser shooting robot.

もし日本に興味があったら

Although to be fair I always thought that Tommy Lee Jones was actually a robot!

日本のCMは世界レベルに 変わってるって知ってると思う

Or to take something as cute as a little dog and turn it into... THAT!

有名な俳優さんが 笑う可笑しな機械に変わっちゃうんだから、レーザーが出るロボットとか。

Don't show it again...

でも僕トミー・リー・ジョーンズは ずっとロボットだと思ってたんだ。

Japanese commercials are really unique, fun, (and) crazy.

可愛い犬がああなっちゃうんだもん

So today I wanted to show you a few of my favorite Japanese commercials!

これは悪夢だ。

Here we go!

日本のCMはとってもユニークで 面白くて、クレイジーだ。

Thank god ridicule doesn't kill, because...

だから今日は僕のお気に入りのCMを紹介するよ！

Honestly these guys deserve an Oscar, for not laughing out loud during this take!

どうぞ！

But, I mean, look at it! This is pure gold!

おバカな文化が残っててよかったよ

The next one is also really amazing, apparently this guy really loves men!

これはオスカーを受賞するべきだと思う こんなの笑わないでよく撮影出来るね。

Speaking of men, this commercial was definitely made for them!

見てよ、これはまさに黄金だよ！

Yeah sometimes Japanese commercials like to be sexy and tricky!

次のも最高だ この男性は大の男好きみたいだ！

Now everytime there's a girl undressing, I know there's gonna be a trick.

男といえば、 これは男性にぜひ見て欲しい！

I won't be fooled!

日本のCMはたまにすごくセクシーだ

No, no, no, that doesn't work.

そしてトリッキーだ！

Oh... she's technically a girl.

女の子には絶対トリックがあるんだ。

I can definitely tell because she doesn't have any p****.

もう騙されないぞ！

Take it off! Take it off!

おっと、もう騙されないぞ！

Oh you mother f...

あれ、本当に女の子じゃん

Awww now that's really...

だってち◯こがないから！

Fucking disturbing.

脱げ！脱ぐんだ！

It's still not as disturbing as:

てめえええええ！

But hey what's the most fucked-up commercial you've seen?

あ〜これは可愛い...

Share it down in the comments!

めっちゃうざいね。

And I'll be seeing you very soon for another 2 minutes Japan Video! Bye-bye!

これほどうざくはないけど。