字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント If I fall asleep right now, then I can still get eight hours of sleep. So all I have to do is fall asleep right now. Damn it. I have to pee again. False alarm. I hope no one saw me trip today at lunch. I think Becky saw, I hope she's the only one. What if she told everybody else and now no one thinks I know how to walk? It's way too hot in here. Oh I forgot to set my alarm. Ah, too bright! And now I'm too cold. Wait, did I forget to lock the door? Well, I don't really have any enemies. Okay, I need to get off my phone. And I never set my alarm. Okay, it's only been an hour. If I fall asleep now I can still get seven hours of sleep. It's too bright in here. Maybe I need to move. Or maybe... No one ever posts anything interesting at night. What the hell was that? This is because I didn't lock the door. I need to stop eating in bed. And I feel like a hostage. I'm gonna take these off. Where's my — Where's my phone? Where's my? Oh, there it is. How do we find peace in the Middle East? Oh God it's 5 a.m.! What happened? I think I'm finally falling asleep. Damn it, I have to pee. Well, I didn't sleep at all.