Stewart to be a good host. You will need A venue Event-appropriate food, drink, and decorations

And guests Printed invitations and hired help. Step 1. Decide whom to invite. Choose guests

who will get along, but don't be afraid to push the envelope. Mix Democrats with Republicans,

book-lovers with TV junkies, artists with tycoons. There are limits, of course—if

you've invited the Hatfields, have the McCoys another time. Step 2. Issue invitations by

mail, phone, email, or in person. The more formal the event, the more notice you should

give. A wedding needs at least six weeks, but a potluck only days. If you anticipate

a noise level that might annoy your neighbors, make sure to invite them! Even if they don't

come, it's harder to complain about a party you were invited to. Step 3. Prepare early.

If it's a dinner party, set the table before the doorbell rings. If kids or pets are coming,

put away breakables (ditto for Super Bowl parties). Choose foods you can make ahead

of time. If your budget allows, hire someone to set up, take coats, and clear dishes, even

if it's just an eager high school kid. You'll be free to ease conversation and smooth over

social wrinkles, which is a host's real job. Step 4. Make sure each guest has two things

within minutes of arriving: a drink and an introduction to at least a few other guests.

This isn't a library or funeral parlor, so give people that initial incentive to talk.

Use alcohol judiciously. A little might be good to loosen up both you and your guests—but

break out the club soda well before the brawling begins. Step 5. Listen for disharmony or awkward

silence. If your buttoned-up boss is struggling to talk to your pet psychic, jump in with

an introduction to someone new—like your neighbor, who's wondering why he was invited.

Step 6. Relax. Once everyone's in the room, there's a limit to what you can do. Let the

event take its course and try to have some fun. Did you know The Korean monster movie,

The Host, features a creature that emerges from the river and eats people.