- and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down. - He's dead!

- Let it go. He's under a lot of pressure. - What happened to him?

- The Easter Bunny kicked his ass. - l had it coming.

- Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob. - What really happened?

The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach.

- Shannon Hamilton? - You know that guy?

l went out with him after we dated. He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable.

- Like the back of a Volkswagen? - Sounds like his M.O.

- Can you get up? - Am l still glowing?

Barely breathing. Was Rene involved in this?

This was an independent act of aggression.

He told me that his intentions were to penetrate my ex-girlfriend...

-in the most notorious of body cavities. -Sounds like him.

- You better tell Rene. - lf she's not smart enough to see him for what he is...

then she deserves the discomfort.

l have had just about all the discomfort l can stand for a day.

- l'm late. l gotta go. - You're just gonna leave with him in this condition?

- You gonna be okay, Brodie? - Couple pins in the hip, l'll be as good as new.

That's my boy. [ Kisses Cheek ] Bye, guys. Be good.

Women. Always leaving you when you've just had the crap kicked out of you.

You look like you're gonna live. Stay here. l gotta hit the bathroom.

Please, don't say ''hit.''

[ Woman ] # Here comes Mister Easter Bunny #

All right, honey. Don't forget to look for your Easter eggs on Sunday.

-Bye-bye, Easter Bunny. -[ Easter Bunny ] All right, who's next?

lt's hot in this goddamn suit.

Hey, guys, wait in line like everybody else. What the hell is this?

This is for Brodie.

- [ Gasping ] - [ Easter Bunny Groaning ]

[ Children Yelling ]

Oh, God.

- He's here. - What?

- Him and Brodie. - Don't sweat it. He's leaving. Oh.

He seems really broken up over this whole thing.

Maybe because we're broken up for good this time.

l remember when l dumped T.S., l was all right with it until he started dating you.

- A little jealousy residue? - l thought so, at first.

Then l realized it was more than that.

When l saw how he was with you, how well you two complimented each other...

it finally hit me that T.S. is a great catch.

[ Laughs ] Gwen, you were always cheating on him.

Capricious youth. Doesn't mean l wasn't regretful about it.

Jesus, Gwen, the last thing l need at this point is a lecture on my love life.

All l'm saying is that the really good guys are few and far between.

ln fact, l haven't met one since T.S.

Even if l did meet one, l'd use him as a basis for my comparison.

- You can have him if you want him. - l might consider trying.

lf he weren't so hung up on you.

Well, l gotta get home.

- Have a great show. - Okay. Bye.