REALLY?

REALLY?

THIS MANY PEOPLE STILL?

THEY'RE HAVING-- EVERYBODY, DON'T WAKE HIM UP.

SHH.

IT'S ALREADY THE LAST WEEK OF JANUARY WHICH MEANS WE'RE JUST

SEVEN DAYS AWAY FROM THE IOWA CAUCUS.

IT'S THAT SPECIAL SEASON WHEN WE PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT A CAUCUS

IS.

EVEN THOUGH WE'RE SO CLOSE, THE GOP STILL HASN'T RALLIED AROUND

ONE CANDIDATE, THE TWO FRONTRUNNERS, CRUZ AND TRUMP, OF

COURSE, ARE KNOWN BY THEIR CELEBRITY COUPLE NAME, CRUMP.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)

I LIKE THAT.

DONALD TRUMP STILL HOLDS A COMMANDING LEAD IN NATIONAL

POLLS SO THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT IS LINING UP BEHIND HIM TO PUSH

HIM IN FRONT OF A TRAIN.

(LAUGHTER) LAST WEEK AND THIS IS TRUE, LAST

WEEK CONSERVATIVE JOURNAL THE NATIONAL REVIEW CAME OUT WITH AN

ENTIRE ISSUE AGAINST TRUMP.

IT'S FILLED WITH ANTI-TRUMP ESSAYS BY CONSERVATIVES ACROSS

THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM, BILL KRISTOL, MICHAEL MEDVED, ERIK

ERICKSON, THE DOWAGERRER COUNTESS,ED MONOPOLY GUY,

BASICALLY ALL OF THESE GUYS ARE SAYING GO TO HELL, DO NOT PASS

GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.

AND HERE'S A TAPE, AND THIS IS REPUBLICANS, REPUBLICANS.

HERE IS A TASTE OF SOME OF THE GOP ATTACK ON THE GOP

FRONTRUNNER.

>> A PRESIDENT TRUMP WOULD BE A TERRIBLE FACE OF AMERICA.

HE'S AN ABSOLUTE NARCISSIST.

>> MARK HALL PRINCIPLE WRITES TRUMP IS LIKE A TAPE WORM HAS

INNOVATED THE SCIS MATICALLY WEAKENED BODY OF THE REPUBLICAN

PARTY.

BILL KRISTOL SAYS IS HE THE VERY EPITOME OF VULGARITY.

>> IF THEY PUT DONALD TRUMP, IF THEY TRY TO PUT DONALD TRUMP IN

OFFICE, IF THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT, YOU ARE GOING TO

SEE AN END TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

>> Stephen: NOW I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU, TO BE CLEAR, THIS IS

HIS OWN PARTY SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT THE LEADER IN THE POLLS

DONALD TRUMP.

I MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE DONALD BOTTER THAN THEY DO.

HE'S BEEN ON THE SHOW.

HE WAS GOT FOR RATINGS, AND HE LEFT THE ENTIRE THEATER SMELLING

LIKE BRUT AFTERSHAVE.

(LAUGHTER) REALLY NICE.

WASN'T IT NICE?

REALLY NICE.

MIGHT BE HIGH KARATE, I'M NOT SURE.

AND NOT ONLY DOES THE ESTABLISHMENT NOT LIKE THE

FRONTRUNNER, THEY DON'T LIKE THE SECOND RUNNER EITHER, TEXAS

SENATOR AND HALF MELTED GI JOE TED CRUZ.

TED KRUDZ IS SO REVILED BY THOSE IN CONGRESS AND THEN HE,

ESPECIALLY IN THE SENATE, THAT THEY'RE SAYING DONE ALT TRUMP

WOULD BE BETTER FOR THE PARTY THAN TED CRUZ.

>> BOB DOLE TOLD "THE NEW YORK TIMES" THE PARTY WOULD FACE

CATACLYSMIC AND WHOLESALE LOSSES IF IT NOMINATED CRUZ.

>> NORTH CAROLINA SENATOR BURR SAID IN A PRIVATE MEETING HE

WOULD ACTUALLY RATHER VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS OVER TED CRUZ.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TED, YOU JUST GOT THROWN UNDER

THE BUS AND IT'S A V-W BIO DIESEL.

(LAUGHTER) DID WE JUST RUN OVER TED CRUZ?

LET ME BACK UP AND CHECK.

BEEP, BEEP, YUP, THERE'S TED.

THEY DON'T LIKE HIM.

(LAUGHTER) SO SOME REPUBLICANS WOULD GET

BEHIND ANYBODY BUT DONALD TRUMP WHILE OTHERS ARE ON BOARD FOR

ANYBODY BUT TED CRUZ.

AND SOME LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND TENNESSEE WILLIAMS

INGENUE LINDSEY GRAHAM CANNOT STAND EITHER MAN SAYING OF THE

CHOICE, IT IS LIKE BEING SHOT OR POISONED, WHAT DOES IT REALLY

MATTER.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)

BOOM.

I SAY WHY NOT A JOINT TICKET.

SHOT POISON 2016.

AND BOTH OF THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO BE HARD TO STOP, ESPECIALLY

DONALD TRUMP.

IT SEEMS LIKE THIS GUY IS BULLETPROOF WHICH IS SADLY NOT

THE CASE FOR SOME HYPOTHETICAL NEW YORKERS.

>> I HAVE MOST LOYAL PEOPLE.

DID YOU EVER SEE THIS, WHERE I COULD STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF

FIFTH AVENUE AND SHOOT SOMEBODY AND I WOULDN'T LOOSE ANY VOTERS,

OKAY.

>> Stephen: TO EXPLAIN HOW IMPRESSIVE THAT IS FOR THOSE OF

YOU WITHOUT DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK, FIFTH AVENUE IS AN

EXTREMELY CROWDED STREET IN MANHATTAN WHERE IT IS ILLEGAL TO

SHOOT PEOPLE.

CAN'T DO IT.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

IT'S FROWNED ON.

NO ONE WANTS THAT.

>> Jon: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

>> Stephen: GENERALLY THEY STOP YOU FROM DOING THAT.

NOW TRUMP ISN'T SAYING HE COULD GET AWAY WITH MURDER.

HE'S SAYING IT IS ALL ABOUT LOYALTY THAT IS WHAT TRUMP TOLD

JOHN DIKERSON ON YESTERDAY'S NATION FACE.

>> YOU SAID YESTERDAY YOU COULD SHOOT SOMEONE ON FIFTH AVENUE

AND WOULDN'T LOSE VOTERS.

ARE YOU THAT CONFIDENT, HUH?

>> WELL, I HAVE A VERY GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE, JOHN.

I MEAN I HAVE PEOPLE THAT ARE SO LOYAL AND IT'S BEEN SO REPORTED

AND EVEN IN YOUR POLL, BUT IN A LOT OF THE POLLS, THEY DO THAT.

THE LOYALTIY FACTOR.

AND MY FACTOR IS UP, WHEN YOU ADD IT ALL UP IT IS PRETTY MUCH

CLOSE TO 90%.

THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT JUST WON'T LEAVE.

THEY WILL NOT LEAVE.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

TRUMP VOTERS WILL NOT LEAVE.

(LAUGHTER) I THINK THAT REPRESENTS A HUGE

PROBLEM FOR ONE PERSON, DONALD TRUMP.

CUZ WHEN I HEAR THIS MAN SAY NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM

WINNING, NOT EVEN SHOOTING PEOPLE, I DON'T HEAR A AN APPEAL

TO VOTERS, I HEAR A CRY FOR HELP.

JUST REMEMBER, HERE IS A GUY WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT PROBABLY TO

PROMOTE HIS REALITY SHOW OR HIS MATTRESS BRAND, OR HIS LINE OF

PREMIUM EX-WIVES.

AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN.

AND NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS OR DOES, CRITICIZING WOMEN,

ATTACKING MEXICANS, BANNING MUSLIMS, SAYING JOHN MCCAIN SAY

LOSER FOR BEING A PRISONER OF WAR, NONE OF IT AFFECTS HIS

POPULARITY.

SO HE MAY NOT BE SAYING I CAN SHOOT SOMEONE AND STILL BE

ELECTED PRESIDENT.

HE MAY BE SAYING I CAN SHOOT SOMEONE AND STILL BE SELECTED

PRESIDENT.

BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP CAN'T POSSIBLY REALLY WANT TO BE

PRESIDENT.

IT'S THE HARDEST JOB IN THE WORLD.

HE KNOWS THAT THE PRESIDENCY, IF IT CAN DO THIS TO BARACK OBAMA

IN EIGHT YEARS, IMAGINE WHAT DONALD TRUMP WILL LOOK LIKE.