Asked me to be the best man

At his wedding, I was like, "whoa,

"of course, man,

'cause you've always been there for me."

Aww. That's right.

Like when I was in rehab

And like the time I couldn't find my car.

'cause harold, you know,

He's always been the dependable one.

I've always...

Been the screwed-up one. Right, dad?

Ha ha.

"why can't you be more like your brother?

Harold would never beat up his landlord."

He's drunk as shit.

Whoops.

[coughing]

But, uh...

A little news flash, pop. Ha.

Harold ain't so perfect.

Remember that time in puerto rico

When we picked up those 2, uh...

Well, I guess they were prostitutes,

But I don't remember paying.

Ok, how 'bout that?

How 'bout that? Yeah. How 'bout it?

Terrific.

I'm a person, too, pop, goddamn it!

I'm a person, too!

You're a moron!

Ooh.

Ok.

The best man, everybody.

Best man. The better man.

♪ ♪ ooh!

Uh...Hey,

We've all done crazy things in our life, so...

♪ ♪ ♪

He's playing the guitar now.

Isn't that great?

Ha ha ha. You're doing good.

Yeah? Sounds good?

It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world.

Yeah. Self-taught.

No lessons, thank you very much, pop.

All right.

David: They'll be divorced in a year.

Very good.