I see you eyeballing my trophy, son.

お前、父ちゃんのトロフィーを狙ってるな。

You want to know the secret?

コツを教えてやろうか?

You've got to have the right bait.

上等な餌だ。

[BELL DING]

[ベルの音]

Sorry, son.

悪いな。

I think I got the last one right here.

最後のやつ、いただいちまったぜ。

What the H?

な、何だそりゃあ?

What's the best way to make a great thing awesome?

良い製品ををさらに素晴らしくするには?

Make it 128 times more massive.

128倍に膨らませてみました。

Introducing the world's largest gummy worm.

世界最大のグミ・ミミズです。

A 2 and 1/2 foot long, three pound feast of gummy candy.

90センチ、1.3キロのグミの御馳走

Hey guys, it's as long as my entire leg.

見ろよ。俺の脚と同じ長さだ。

This 4,000 calorie snack has all the same details

4000カロリーの巨大グミは普通サイズの

of a regular sized gummy worm like dual flavors

グミと同じ2種類のフレーバー入り

in several different tasty combinations,

組み合わせは様々

such as cherry and blue raspberry.

チェリーとブルーラズベリーとか

A ribbed body, and even a little smiley face.

体の凸凹も同じ。スマイリー・フェイスまで。

But because of its incomprehensible size,

あまりにでかいので

our test groups often didn't know

試験官もどうしていいのか

what to do with the gummy worm.

分からずさじを投げてしまいました。

Note, it is not a Rambo headband.

注：ランボーのはちまきではありません。

It's not a jump rope.

縄跳びの縄でもありません。

How many doctors did it take?

お医者さんは何人?

One.

1人

It's not hypnotizable by a snake charmer.

蛇使いの蛇でもありません。

And it's definitely not a dance coach.

もちろん、ダンスも教えてくれ�

Make no mistake, the world's largest gummy worm

is yours to be devoured.

The world's largest gummy worms make great gifts

for those with a sweet tooth or 12.

And they're always a surefire hit for a birthday party.

Try this jumbo dirt cake with Oreos and pudding.

The world's largest gummy worm.

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And hurry.

You know what they say about the early bird.

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