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And given last week's less than unfettered victory...

I hereby order

the immediate detainment of all individuals known

or suspected to be...

vampires!

With Mattie's recently revealed scheming, and her,

"I'll get you next time" - style exit,

the Board was only too happy to vote the measure right in

in spite of some strenuous objections.

You can't just detain people because their vampires! That's like...

species profiling!

While your loyalty is touching, Freulein Hollis.

But misguided.

Who was it that built this school as a feeding ground?

Vampiren.

Who was it that incited la Terreur? Vampiren.

Who killed my ancestors and forever blighted my family's hopes of rising to the Hochadel?

Vampiren.

Even two days ago Freulein Karnstein was seen feeding in public on freshman girls.

But she didn't kill them! She was just acting out.

If even the most exemplary of vampires cannot control herself, containment is necessary.

Look. I know that she's antisocial and amoral and far from perfect - But..

You know what creampuff, don't do me any favors.

If Mister Burns here wants to see out of control..

I'd be happy to oblige.

Don't force us to steal your shroud and behead you, Fräulein!

After Carm blew out of there, Vordenberg rallied the troops -

mostly the Summers and the Zetas, for a full scale vampire hunt -

which would normally be a death sentence, but

he seems to have them souped up somehow. Like supernatural steroids.

We still don't know what that's about.

It's not all bad news though!

The sales to the Corvae Corporation have stopped and the corporate strike

team seems to have backed off.

I just...

I didn't mean for it to work out this way

and when I say this way what I mean is...

[Vordenberg on the P.A. System] Good evening, fine students and faculty of our brave University.

Tonight I announce the opening of our interim Student Center and Trauma Unit where,

like an oasis of old, you can procure new ID, enjoy coffee, or have physicians lance boil or apply leeches.

and I once again denounce the vicious series of vampire attacks

that have targed those who supported my rise to Chairman.

My hunters and I shall be relentless in rooting out this,

and any other threats to the human students of Silas University.

[Vordie out.]

God, I don't even know what I'm supposed to feel. She should be better than all this

lashing out, shouldn't she? And, what if she gets hurt or something worse?

[Knocks at the door]

Hey Laura!

Uh, ya. I'm good.

Do you need something?

It's nothing. No big deal, really -

Um.

Somebody saw a panther dragging a body across the north squad, and -

I just didn't want you to hear from anyone else.

I guess I should have known that something like this was coming.

Well, why don't you come with me and we'll go make ice cream sundaes for dinner.

No.

Thanks tho,

I think I just need to be alone for a while. Take a walk.

I will stay inside the building.

[O.S.] Hey Laura did you want to hang with me and Jeep and -

Oh.

Hey Perr. I thought you were still hanging around upstairs - y'know - avoiding me.

I'm not -

just avoiding you. I'm avoiding J.P. too.

Miss Perry, if I could, just once more appologize

for whatever I've done to upset or discomfort you.

It's not you.

Or either of you. Or its not just you. It's me.

I just don't belong here

everybody else seems to fit in -

Carmilla's a vampire, Laura's in love with a vampire

and you're just excited about researching whatever

unspeakable horror we've stepped in to this week - and I'm just...

tired of being attacked , and threatened, and scared.

We're all scared, Perr.

I was bodiless in the library for more than a century.

It was terrifying.

God, why do you think Ilike to study stuff so much?

If you dissect it, it can't hurt you.

...and - if you'll permit - if I've learned anything facing the limits of my sanity

in an epistemological madhouse -

life is awful and incomprehensible.

so it's usually better to be terrified together.

You know, for a disembodied freak in a vampire body, you're pretty nice

[uncomfortable, yet loving noises]

Is is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am with this level of physical contact.

Extremely.

Oh. Yes. Definitely.

Well, if you want, we could go have ice cream for dinner.

Oh! is there anymore of that salted caramel gelato left?

God - I wish it were that simple.

I thought it was supposed to go -

you love who you love and all of your other differences just fade away -

and you don't end up some 19 year old girl with a broken -

door?

Alright, Lolita, time to make yourself useful.

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