Name: 現実に吸血鬼は存在するのか？ (Do Real-Life Vampires Exist?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:44:39.000Z
Duration: 11 min 56 s
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Are you a vampire and you just don't know it yet?

- Good Mythical Morning! - Last week on our ridiculous

dating websites game we learned about Vampersonals: an actual website where

vampires can date one another. And, yes, it was a real website.

- You got that one right! - And it's a real website because

there are people -- thousands of people around the world -- who consider

- themselves to actually be vampires. - So I've sent you on a trail...

- Yes. - …with asking you that question.

You do satellite, huh? Satellite? I do antennae.

My antennae communicate with your satellite.

- Every time? I've never known that! - I've always done antennae.

- You do the satellite? - Yeah, every time!

Well, good for you! So anyway, during this research what I have learned

is that we're not talking about the vampires of folklore who live forever,

who don't like garlic, who can't go out in the sun. But these are...

- Wooden stake into the heart kills them. - Well, a wooden stake into the heart will

kill you, as well. And me. And most people.

- Well, touché! Speak for yourself! - But we are talking about people who

consider themselves vampires. And the thing that I have learned during this

- research… is that you might -- - But none of that's true of them.

you, sir, and possibly me -- may actually be vampires. And you may be

a vampire if you're watching, and we're gonna get into how you can figure that out.

- So there are some STAKES in this episode. - (forced laughter)

Not wooden, but you may find yourself being a vampire [at the end].

Now, there's couple of -- there's actually three different types vampires.

First -- and all these people are accepted within the vampire community.

I don't know how I feel about all of these types of vampires, considering the

first type is the lifestyle vampire. This is just people who like to dress up like

vampires. This is just people who go to Hot Topic and get black clothing.

(Link) Halloween-year-round type scenario?

(Rhett) They shouldn't be included, vampire people. I'm just saying you

shouldn't include people who just play dress-up. But they are included.

The second ones are called psychic vampires.

- Ooh! - And these are not people who tell the

future of other vampires. These are people who feed off of other people, but they

You might suck on somebody's ear. (inhales) I don't know.

It has to do with their aura. You have an aura today. It's very...

- …blue. (laughing) - I like how you're looking… (laughing)

- Do you see something, because… - No, I don't.

- Okay, good. - But these people see or sense an

aura -- an energy -- in and around a person. And apparently, they can

- feed off of it. - That's called an extrovert.

Uh, yep. I think it's called a vampire. An extroverted vampire.

- "Extra diverted." - And if they feed to much on someone,

they can feel lethargic, according to them. But listen, I also don't think they

should be vampires, because I think the real vampires are the people who suck

blood. And those are called sanguinarian vampires. These are people who actually

…and feel like they have to have the blood in order to survive.

I feel like there should be laws against this, and there probably are.

Now, it isn't like I walk up to you and I bite into your neck without you knowing

and then suck your blood. We're talking people who have worked out agreements

with other donors. Sometimes they're in a relationship with somebody, like two

vampires together in a relationship, and they suck each others' blood.

- And then sometimes they get blood... - That's fair.

…from donors, like off of Craigslist. I'm not making this up.

Craigslist was listed as a potential place to find your blood donors.

And, of course, they go through all the testing to make sure they're not gonna

Craig is into that. Craig is really into blood.

- I mean the testing. - But the thing is, they don't bite

the neck. They actually use a sanitary scalpel, and they'll cut you on the arm

or on the back, and then suck on the cut. I'm not gonna actually do it.

- Don't get nervous. But here's the thing. - Oh, wow.

It sounds weird. It sounds crazy. But you actually may be one, because

there's a lot of characteristics that you can have, according to the vampire experts,

that might lead you… that might help you realize that you are actually

a vampire. And I've gone to an incredible source, Link.

I didn't even do any necking in high school.

If you do that hard enough, some blood might come to the surface.

- You talking about hickies? - Hickies! Necking!

- (Rhett) I never understood hickies. - All right, so you're gonna conduct a

- test to prove that I am a vampire? - Well, the first question I have for you

- is: have you gone through puberty? - (scoffs) Lemme think about that!

- Uh, yes. I think so. - Well, that's a sign that you might be

a vampire. Because every vampire, during the time of puberty, experiences

an awakening, where they start to feel like they might be a vampire.

No -- okay, that means I'm not a vampire. So… they...

They realize, "Hey, I'm a vampire." They start...

- That didn't happen to me. - (stammering) I'm just trying to

line all this up. Have you been through puberty?

Secondly, do you enjoy pomegranate juice.

Uh, yeah. I mean, it's bitter compared to regular chocolate, but yeah.

- Okay. Have you ever tasted marmite? - Yes. It was mailed to us.

- But you like the first two. - Vegemite, marmite. Bad stuff.

Those are acceptable substitutes for blood when you're undergoing blood

rage and you can't get actual human or animal blood.

- Really? - That's what the vampires said.

Hey, I'm just a messenger. Don't shoot the messenger.

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