You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

No!

I--

- [ Scoffs ] - That was great.

I know you are gonna kick his ass.

Yeah, that makes one of us.

All right, look. Take care of Grandma. I can walk from here.

W-Where are you going? I gotta learn how to play golf.

I'm stupid. You're smart.

I was wrong. You were right.

You're the best. I'm the worst.

Uh, you're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.

All right. As long as you're willing to admit that.

Now, are you ready to get down to business and do exactly what I tell ya to do?

Believe me, I'm ready.

Then let's get to work. All right. Ooh.

I'm... sorry. Here.

Oh. Here's your pinkie.

[ Crazed Laughter ]

Hey, Happy Land. Just like me.

[ Chuckles ] Don't get excited, kid.

- I been here before. - [ Elephant Trumpets ]

Aw, this is embarrassing. I'm a professional golfer, for God's sake.

No, it's your short game that's embarrassing.

Come on. Let's go.

[ Brakes Squeal, Car Crashes ]

##I said it's time for a happy day ##

##And it's time for a happy day ## Okay.

This time just line up the putt. Don't even look at the hole.

Aim for a spot six inches in front of the ball.

Line up. Spot six inches in front of the ball. Okay. Six inches.

Yes.!

## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

##Happy day ## ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

##Happy day ## ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ## ##Happy day ####

[ Chubbs ] All right. This one's very tough.

- [ Clown Laughing ] - Ha-ha-ha! He's laughin'. He's havin' a good time.

Good for you.! Laugh it up.! Enjoy your night.!

Ha-ha-ha! Come on, Happy. Concentrate.

[ Laughing ]

I hate that clown. Easy!

If you can't beat the clown, how you gonna beat Shooter McGavin?

- Yeah! - [ Hawks, Spits ]

- [ Laughing ] - You're gonna die, clown!

[ Laughing ]

You think that's funny? I don't hear you laughin' now!

Whoa! Enough. Enough. What? I can't do it!