like choking people with the force until they died.

but then you told them all my history,

and took away my masculinity,

and had my character portrayed by subpar actors...

you are now addicted to an overuse of graphics

and making Greedo shoot first?  Han shot first.

So when you tried to have the Force make sense,

you introduced the midichlorians

and what’s the deal with having me be dubbed over?

But you didn’t have to change it all

Make 'em like they never happened and the fans are nothing

I don't even need your love

You treat me like a Bantha and that feels so rough

No you didn't have to make them blow

Have your friends direct your movies and they’ll turn out better...

You think that you don't need them though...

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?

Now and then I think of all the times I screwed fans over...

I had them believing that the first three films were really done...

But Star Wars will be done my way,

I don't care what they have to say,

I think that they should let it go -

and they’ll never get a Blu-Ray of the Star Wars that you used to know!

You didn’t have to change it all -

- no more puppets, no more practical effects or nothin'

I don't even need your love

You treat me like a Wampa and that feels so cold...

No you didn't have to sell your soul -

Do we really need to watch them all again in 3D??

Jar-Jar was an all-time low...

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?

(the movies...)

(... I used to know)

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?

(the movies...)

(... I used to know)

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?

(I used to know...)

(that I used to know)

(I used to know...)

(that I used to know)