And even some non-Americans too

God bless them Redneck Avengers

Previously on Redneck Avengers

I heard your sister made out with Lee Murphy under the bridge

Guys, these nachos are spicy

I can't stand it

Look at my pajamas, they're fancy

Well, mine are leather

The people at my school wanna do stuff like ice sculpting

Ohh

Dang it, Percy!

I don't feel good

I told you, it was them donuts

It was too many

Listen, you got your sweat on my knife

And now I want you to have it

and WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!

I don't want your dang knife!

Quit your fussing, I'm tryin' to help you!

RYEAHHAHHH

Percy?

Ewww [spit]

Why didn't that taste right?

Don't you like pig?

I do, but if that's pig, I'm a baboon.

Hey, you said it. Not me

Get up here and listen to me

I need to go poop

Hmm-mmm

You can't

Haha, big guy!

HEY!

You have been texting Rachel adorable emojis and it's creepy!

Call

Violet

Hey, guess what?

[burp]

Did you burp in my face again?

Nuh-uh

Hmmm, okay

Try to figure out what voice I'm doing:

Use the force, Han. Mmmmm

Ah, Yoda I think. That's cute

You're a weirdo

Trisha, I think I'm in love

Say what?

And even though you and me are family

Who says that we can't be together?

I SAY

She likes you?

Yeah

You seen her tattoo?

Yep

You got a kazoo?

Yeah

Man, this is crappy

Oh yeah? Well, then when are you gonna eat your carrots?

Well, no man, I WANNA eat 'em, but

Like see what happened, man, she got into my stash

She breaks into my room and stuff, I mean she -

Do, do, do, dooo

Eat your supper, okay?

It was just this one time, Bob.

Hey, you seen my beef jerky?

I did not use it!

I might have borrowed it for its flavor

Listen mang

I didn't step on your dang glow-sticks

Hey, do you get your grandma to lift weights?

She's kinda small

It sounds like you're disappointed

Cuz she's disappointing

Ok, grandmas can't DO things like that

You really want her legs to be impressive?

I mean, she's basically spaghetti

Blll-lobba-doppa-dobba

That's how you sound

You know, I ain't supposed to be in here

See, my daddy doesn't want me to flirt with you

But I want to

Well, is that right?

So we should go to the old bridge

and get to know each other

Yeah, well, what about little Buddy Sweeney?

Mm-mmm. He and I squabble now

Well I guess so

Since you ran over his horse

Oh yes, darlin'

Little Buddy told me everything

Like how you like your chicken strip on the

under side of the bread?

What are you thinking?!

You gonna run to Piggly Wiggly

Cuz you gonna get me some Skittles

Cigarettes

And a big pouch of Big League Chew

On the next Redneck Avengers

Hey, what you guy's doing out here?

Probably just more hide-and-go-seek

I wish I woulda known

Nahh, you can't seek worth a dang

You remember why I love you?

My donkey feet?

That's right

And your Beanie Baby collection

Hold this for me?

Little boy, this ain't even one of them books I wanna read

Then you should burn it, I guess

Yeahh, now I might have to pick you up and spit all on your forehead

Of course, I'm drinking

I'm bored, Hank

No, I don't have my bestest wig on

I know something about Jeb

Don't tell 'em why I wanna buy a coffin!

Protectin' the red, white, and blue

And even some non-Americans too

God bless them Redneck Avengers