Hey Chad.

Have you been drinking again?

Drinking?

Uhh..

Yea.

I tend to drink a little bit bit.

I think you've had more than just a little bit.

You're drunk.

Hey!

If I want to have a drink,

I don’t need your permission.

Do you understand?

I understand, I’m just a little bit concerned.

You have a tendency to drink too much.

You're acting really weird.

Hey!

I'm not weird.

You are weird!

Calm down Chad.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Hey! Don’t talk to me like that!

Proverbs says,

Wine makes you mean

and beer makes you a fighter.

A staggering drunk is not much fun.