字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?! Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear. Lucky for you, I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch, make a SAFETY PORCH! Put it in the hallway. SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away. SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks. Tim Tim: But my house is on fire... Tobuscus: Sssshhhh... Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim, But lucky for you you, I have come with a solution! It's your lucky day! SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket. SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire! SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath. SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house. Tim Tim: Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house. Tobuscus: A ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those Tim Tim: What? Tobuscus: plus all the safety torches. Tim Tim: No! Tobuscus: So that's like prob... let's just call it... 500 bucks. Tim Tim: I don't have 500 bucks! Tobuscus: Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents. Tim Tim: NO! Tobuscus: Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night. Tim Tim: My parents are gonna kill me.