Name: 正直な予告編 - X-メン3部作 (Honest Trailers - The X-Men Trilogy)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:27:26.000Z
Duration: 4 min 28 s
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but before you see the prequel-sequel hybrid reboot

revisit the triquel that started it all: The X-Men Trilogy

In a world where people cheer for superheroes like The Fantastic Four,

those same people will inexplicably hate the X-Men

because for some reason there’s a difference

... I guess. Suit up for director Bryan Singer’s first

that proved comic book movies can be awesome

and director(?) Brett Ratner’s The Last Stand

that proved comic book movies can totally suck balls.

Recoil as this spoiled hack douchebag takes the reigns of the beloved franchise,

only to kill off your favorite characters,

all while completely butchering the Phoenix Saga,

a storyline so iconic even the cartoon did it justice.

But don’t worry, they’re sending Wolverine back in time to make sure Brett Ratner never

Meet Professor X, the Dumbledore of Xavier’s

(It's basically ITT Tech for weirdos). Suit up with his best students, the X-Men,

leather fetish versions of the popular comic book characters.

There’s Wolverine, a man with a mysterious past that must have included a lot of steroids,

Cyclops, a bratty cry-baby who’s only there to salt Wolverine’s game,

Rogue, who gets the crappy no-touching part of her powers but not flight or super strength,

Storm, who can control the variations of the weather

"Hank, tell all the students the school stays open."

and Jean Grey, whose phoenix energy is released through the power

They’ll team up against Magneto, a Holocaust survivor who basically becomes Hitler,

Man, someone got to paint that on her bewbs...

Watch as all mutantkind must band together

to defeat evil government officials out to prove that mutants are dangerous

So they couldn’t find room for Gambit, Psylocke, or Cable,

but they managed to fit in Horn Man, Slim Fast, and

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