字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -OMG, fruit fanatics! We've got a super-sweet treat for you today: a full-length episode of my hit Cartoon Network show, The High Fructose Adventures of the Annoying Orange and it's free! That's right! Every other Thursday, we're uploading new episodes from the TV show right here on my YouTube channel! Whoo-hoo! But wait, there's more! If you don't want to wait around for the episodes, click the link below to head on over to Hulu, where you can watch all the episodes right now! Wow! Let the binge-watching begin! All the hula-hooping starts right now with Night of the Veggie Zombies! -♪ He's Orange, he has a lot of friends ♪ ♪ They live together on a fruit stand ♪ ♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪ ♪ And even play in a rock and roll band ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪ ♪ Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪ ♪ Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪ [Orange laughs] -(announcer) This is a Fruit News Network special report. -We've received numerous sightings, unconfirmed, of zombie vegetables attacking fruit stands around the globe. There is no need to panic. [zombies snarling] Wait... this just in. I can now confirm the report, and you are welcome to panic. [screaming] [car alarms wailing, zombies snarling] -What is it zombies don't understand about person space? -I never thought it would end like this. -(Midget Apple) Me either. -Orange, there's something you should know before we... get eaten alive. I've always felt a certain... -Appeal? -Well, actually... -(both) A peel! [fruit scream] -Oh. You meant that literally. [collective screams] -I guess you're probably wondering how this all came to be-- our world overrun with hungry zombie vegetables. Well, it all started because some children refused to eat their veggies. -(girl) Ew! Gross! -(Orange) An evil alien race of broccoli saw opportunity in the mass of vegetable waste and seized on it. -The time has come, my cruciferous minions. Human children have foolishly discarded enough vegetables to give us the zombie army we need to destroy all fruit on Earth! Our dream of a fruitless planet where veggies are number-one by a complicatedly preposterous plan will soon come to be! -(minions) Death to fruit! -Send out the zombie signal! -(Orange) Using advance space technology... [slicing] ...the aliens brought discarded vegetables to life, creating a hungry zombie army. [zombies snarling] What do zombie vegetables feed on, you ask? [snarling continues] Yeah, fruit. So thanks for not eating your vegetables, kids. But before we get devoured, let's go back a few minutes to when everything was still right with the world. The day started just like any other. Hey! Hey, guys! Why are you all scowling at me? Is this a frownie meeting? I'll take six cases of oatmeal fudgy-bottoms. [laughs] -This is an intervention, Orange. You need help. -You mean like a butler? Sweet. I'm gonna name him Froderick. [laughs] -I told you he wouldn't take this seriously. He's just laughing at us, like always. -Whoa, for your information, I have a condition that makes me laugh uncontrollably at my own terrible jokes. -Really? What's it called? -Giggle-chuckle-itis. [laughs] See? Aw, come on. It's a real condition. Look it up. [others groan] -Orange, if you're really serious, I might know someone who can help. -[German accent]: Tell me about your mother. Is she still around? -Of course she's round. She's an orange. [laughs] -Ooh, tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. This is the worst case of giggle-chuckle-itis I've seen. I fear you may choke on your own mirth. -What can I do, Doc? I wanna live! -Well, we have had some success with aversion therapy. -What version? [laughs] Sorry. -From now on, when you feel the urge to laugh, [chuckles] I want you to picture the least funny thing in the world. -Hmm. -Are you picturing something unfunny? -Boy, am I. -Okay. Now, I tell you the joke, ja? And you just concentrate on that image in your head. There were two pistachio nuts-- [snickers] walking down the street-- [snickers] and one was "a-salted." [chortles] -Uh, when are you telling the joke? -I just did. -Tell a funny one. -It WAS funny. I am a gifted jokesmith with the walls to prove it. -[gasps] Then you're saying... I'm cured! I'll never laugh again! -Yeah, right. -I'll believe that when I see it. [zombie nibbling] [screams] Help me! -See? Normally Apple being attacked by zombie rutabaga would make me spit chuckle-seeds, but I don't feel the slightest-- [gasping]: Zombie rutabaga! Run for your lives! -[screaming]: Why?! [zombies snarling] Give it back, jerk. -Aah, zombie attack! -The horror, the horror! -There's no way out. Yay! -Yay? -Happy-joyful-itis-- it's a condition. -I've got a doctor you could see about that. -Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ah! Guys, I got the ranch dressing. -Ranch dressing? -Veggie zombies hate that stuff almost as much as they hate happiness... and babies. [boom!] -Nerville, look out! [zombies snarling] -[screaming] No! -(both) No! -No! I hate vegetables! [screams] -He's gone. -Yay! You got that doctor's card? -This is a perfect chance to put our emergency vegetable zombie attack plan into action. -We have one of those? -We do now. Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon, you guys man the FCDS. [cricket chirps] Fruit Cart Defense System. [mechanical whirring] -With pleasure. [mechanical whirring] -Aw, I was gonna take a nap. -Little Apple, get the Emergency Fruit Broadcast System running and find out where the survivors are congregating. -Already on it. -What about the rest of us? -We're going zombie huntin'. -Zombie hunting! Yay! -(together) Yeah! [heroic music playing] [zombies snarling] -[snoring] -Orange, I'm surprised. We just laid waste to at least 50 zombies, and you didn't laugh once. -I told you, I'm a new orange. A serious orange. An orange who doesn't hide behind the mask of a fool. An orange who wants to-- -[snarling] [boom!] -Whoa! Nice shooting! -Thanks. So you were saying something about... -Guys, little problem. -[grumbles] [zombies moaning] -I just got word of a safe house outside the market. Mr. Banana's Coffee Kiosk is made of metal. It's impervious to zombies. Repeat, if you can get to the Banana Kiosk, you'll be safe. -You think we can make it? -Well, we're out of ammo and surrounded by zombies. -We're pretty much doomed. -Don't be like that. There's always a rainbow after a hurricane. I'll meet you there. Yay!