How do I tell him what I want him to do with my hair?

髪をどうしてほしいかなんて、どうやって言うんだろう？

Like, shorter?

短く？

Like the same shape but with less hair?

形は同じだけど、量を減らして？

Is that stupid?

バカみたいに聞こえるかな？

Whatever, it'll grow back.

まあ良いや、どうせ伸びるし。

What if my hair smells bad?

髪が臭かったらどうしよう？

Can hair smell bad?

髪って、臭いことあるの？

How would you know?

どうやったら分かるんだ？

Is he making conversation because he thinks I want to talk?

会話をしてくるのって、僕が話したいと思っているって思われているから？

Or because he actually wants to talk?

それとも、彼が話したいから？

Does he realize we had the same exact conversation last time I got my hair cut?

前回髪を切ってもらった時も、全く同じ会話をしたんだけど、分かってる？

How much do you tip a barber?

床屋には、いくらチップを渡すんだろう？

Should I Google it?

ググってみるべき？

Can I Google it without him noticing?

気づかれずにググれる？

It's weird that hair is just always growing.

髪って伸び続けてるの、変だな。

Like it's always just slowly oozing out of me.

常に、僕の中から、ゆっくりにじみ出ているみたいな。

I have an itch on my nose, should I itch it?

鼻がかゆい…かいて良いかな？

I just moved my hands under the sheet.

シートの下で手を動かしたけど

Did it look like I was just touching my penis?

アソコを触ってるって思われたかな？

Alright, I'm just gonna touch my nose so that he knows that that's what I was trying to do in the first place.

鼻を触ろう。そうすれば、僕が最初からそうしたかったんだって分かってもらえる。

What do they do with all the hair on the floor?

床に落ちたこの髪、どうするんだろう？

Do they throw it out with regular trash?

普通のゴミと一緒に捨てるのかな？

Or do they have to throw it out in a special trash, like with cans of paint and batteries?

それとも、ペンキ缶や電池みたいに、特別なゴミになるの？

I always just throw my batteries in the regular trash.

僕はいつも、電池を普通ゴミで捨てちゃうけど。

He's really spending a lot of time on that part of my head!

あの部分、すごく長く時間かけてる！

He didn't do that on the other side of the head!

反対側はしなかったのに！

Do I have a weirdly shaped head?

僕の頭の形、変なのかな？

Ok, he's showing me the back.

後ろを見せてくれるんだ。

It actually just looks like the back of my head!

僕の後頭部に見えるけど。

Would I know if it didn't look good?

良くなかったら、分かるものなの？

Maybe I could cut my own hair.

髪は自分で切れるかも。

I mean, how hard is it?

だって、どれくらい難しいんだ？

I bet I could cut my own hair.

絶対自分でできるな。

Thank you very much.

ありがとう。

You're very welcome.

どういたしまして。

You want some dreads?

ドレッドはどうですか？

You want to get some extensions in there?

エクステは？

Yeah.

はい。

You wanna get some cute shells.

かわいい貝殻とか。

Shells are nice, I like shells.

良いですね。貝殻、好きです。

Shells we can do.

できますよ。

Can you do shells on hair that's this short?

こんなに短い髪に、貝殻を付けられるんですか？

You can get, like, a little thing in the back right here.

後ろのこの部分に、小さいのを付けられますよ。

That'd be kinda cute, right?

かわいいでしょう？

Like, what about a look like this, like, all, like look, if you were bald, look at this.

こんな感じはどうですか？ほら、これ。ハゲだったら…見てください。