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Happily ever after only exist in fairy tales.
Yet, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend.
I now pronounce you teddy bear
and wife.
You may kiss the bear.
Proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.
So I got some big news.
Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby.
- That's awesome! How do you guys... - We need a sperm donor.
- What are you doing? - Getting ready to it.
What are you doing with your hand?
So when I get in I can just bust it out.
What do you think, you're at a Red Lobster?
- Hey, Johnny you did it! - Right there, buddy!
- Catch! - What's the... That's somebody's kid!
Dude, it's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in!
- Taking a picture. Posting on Facebook! - What?!
- Hashtag "Grrrr monday". - Help me!
Oh my God, look at this!
It says that if we want to have a baby, you'll have to prove you're a person!
- This is a nightmare! - We'll fight it.
We'll get a lawyer, and we'll sue the government for your civil rights!
Samantha Jackson. You must be Ted.
Huh, yeah, Samantha Jackson, what's you middle name?
- Leslie. - Oh my God! You're Sam L. Jackson!
That's great! I mean, it's just like Sam L. Jackson!
Who is that?
You have ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
They denied you the same rights as everybody else because you're different.
- Can you get me my life back? - Ted, do you believe you have a soul?
"What did you think
"I would do at this moment?"
You want to be human in the eyes of the law.
The important thing about being human
is making a contribution to society.
Where the hell is my coffee?! You're not building rockets!
What a prick! 20 bucks I can toss a cookie crisp into that guy's ass crack.
- Do it! - I'm gonna do it.
- Oh my God! - Who did that?!
Sir, I apologize for my five year old child
Bad boy! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets!
Go! Go! Go!
I've got questions. Ready?
Do you consider yourself to be human?
- Objection! Sustained! - You can't object.
- Overruled! Guilty! - Sidebar! Speculation!
- Hearsay! Briefcase! In my chamber! - Bailiff! Disregard!
Stop beavering the witness!
- I rest. - We could totally be lawyers.


Ted 2 Trailer (HD) (English & French Subtitles)

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Coke James Z 2015 年 2 月 9 日 に公開
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