LIZZIE BASSETT: And Lizzie.

MILES GRAY: And today, we're counting down

the 10 funniest videos of 2014, including

"Microwave Glowsticks," "German Electro Pop," and "More

than the Prescribed Number of Cooks."

-(SINGING) Too many cooks.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Number 10.

This video from JukinMedia captures

Milo the Ferret's graceful jump to the ironing board.

LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): Do it, you've got it.

You got it.

No!

MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Thank you, Milo.

Although, a tip I might have for you

is try it without the glow stick next time.

LIZZIE BASSETT: Next up, German supermarket

EDEKA's super weird ad, starring 55 year-old electro pop artist,

Friedrich Lichtenstein.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MILES GRAY: Actually, supergeil means cool or sexy, in Germany.

LIZZIE BASSETT: Also, horny.

MILES GRAY: Hm.

This shirt is very horny.

LIZZIE BASSETT: Let's not do that.

MILES GRAY: Next up--

LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): We've

got How It Should Have Ended's take on "Frozen."

-Elsa, your power will only grow.

There is beauty in it, but also great danger.

You must learn to control it.

-So you're saying we should lock her up alone in a castle

until she's safe to be around.

-That's not what I said.

That's a terrible idea.

-You're saying to teach her to bundle all her feelings up,

until she gets this freedom complex?

-Oh, wow.

You guys are bad parents.

LIZZIE BASSETT: You know what?

I truly believe this is how it should've

ended, just five minutes after it started.

MILES GRAY: You don't like "Frozen?"

LIZZIE BASSETT: You've never seen "Frozen."

MILES GRAY: So?

LIZZIE BASSETT: Moving on to number seven.

MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Irish toddlers, Luke and Liam,

hear the ice cream truck.

LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): I love this one.

MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): It's the cutest fail of all time.

-[CHUCKLING] Oh, gosh.

[ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC]

-The ice cream--

[CHUCKLING]

MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): He's like a drunk guy.

The ice cream-- [GURGLING].

LIZZIE BASSETT: They're both totally fine, by the way.

Those chairs aren't very high.

And also, apparently, children are bouncy.

MILES GRAY: This is part of JukinVideos' top 100

viral videos of the year.

And they've been counting down all month long.

And we've got a link to it right in the description.

It's time for--

MILES AND LIZZIE TOGETHER: Number six.

MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Marcel the Shell's third installment,

voiced by Jenny Slate and directed

by her husband, Dean Fleischer-Camp.

-Do you want to know what the truth is about shrimps?

-Sure.

-They're the idiots of the sea.

-If you had a favorite saying, what would it be?

-Life's a party, rock your body.

[SNEEZING]

LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): I love Marcel the Shell.

It's so cute.

MILES GRAY: That was the worst Marcel the Shell voice ever.

It sounded like sexy baby voice, with bad allergies.

LIZZIE BASSETT: Whatever.

Nailed it.

Moving on to number five.

Epic Rap Battles season three finale, featuring Rhett & Link,

Smosh, and of course, Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter.

-[RAPPING] We drop science.

--[RAPPING] We got the mathematics.

--[RAPPING] The architects of rebirth are rap addicts.

You beat the Foot, but it won't go well,

when you catch an Italian boot to the half shell.

--[RAPPING] I don't think you wanna mess with my katana

blades.

--[RAPPING] Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away.

--[RAPPING] I can bebop and steady rock a mic, sucka.

I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka.

LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): This is the biggest YouTube series

of all time, racking up more than 1.3

billion views over three seasons.

MILES GRAY: This next one might be

my favorite on the whole list.

Jack decided it would be a good idea to microwave a glow stick,

because he'd heard that it makes them glow brighter.

-[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]

-Jesus, are you kidding me?

-[GIBBERISH]

-Goddammit, Jack.

Come here.

I have no clue what to do with this.

--[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]-- in my eyes!

-I've got to see what to do, ding-a-ling.

Do you have another one of these tubes?

-No.

-Not to mention, it's all over your awesome shirt.

-That'll come out.

-No, I doubt it.

MILES GRAY: To me, the real star of that video

has be the dad, for sure.

LIZZIE BASSETT: Oh yea, for sure.

Jack's older brother uploaded this.

And he has reported that Jack is totally fine,

and so is the beautiful shirt.

MILES GRAY: Thank god.

LIZZIE BASSETT: We're getting very close number one.

But right now, it's number three, Insta classic,

"Too Many Cooks."

This short originally aired on Cartoon Network on Halloween

at 4:00 AM, during a block of infomercials.

But it was uploaded to YouTube the next day, and it blew up.

--[SINGING] Too many cooks will spoil the broth.

But they'll fill our hearts with so much, so much love.

So much love.

Fill our hearts with love.

Fill our hearts with love.

Too many cooks.

MILES GRAY: Thanks to Adult Swim, our lives

will never be the same.

And we'll also never get those 11 minutes back.

LIZZIE BASSETT: Nope.

Thanks.

MILES GRAY: All right, guys.

It's time for number two.

Three-year-old Matteo went over his mom's head

and asked his grandmother for a cupcake.

His mom, Linda, caught him in the act.

And then this happened.

-Listen--

-You--

-Listen, listen, Linda.

Listen.

-OK, what?

-Everything they do at this house--

it can just-- everything at Grandma's house.

-OK.

-OK, then what?

-Then you're not listening to me.

-Then you're not listening to me.

-You're not listening-- I said no cupcakes.

And you tried to get cupcakes.

And you tried to ask Grandma.

Didn't you?

-Linda, look it-- look it--

LIZZIE BASSETT: Linda--

MILES GRAY: Linda, honey, look it--

LIZZIE BASSETT: Linda-- no.

MILES GRAY: Linda, look it--

LIZZIE BASSETT: Guys, we did it.

We made it all the way to--

LINDA AND MILES TOGETHER: Number one!

LIZZIE BASSETT: It's from all the way back in January,

and it's the second annual bad lip reading of the NFL.

-Hey, look.

I can spin around.

-Don't hoard cat food.

Star Wars, typhoon.

-[LIKE A CROW] Caw-ha!

Caw-a-ha!

-What are some things that could gross you out?

-Uh, old folks, allergies-- that could sure do it.

LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): The anonymous creator

went viral on his very first video in 2011,

with Rebecca Black's "Friday."

And he's never looked back.

Keep your ears peeled this January,

because he might release another one of these.

LIZZIE BASSETT: That was our list.

You can watch all the videos in their entirety in a playlist

right here, or down in the description.

MILES GRAY: And if you think we missed anything,

leave a link to it in the comments,

because we want to know what you thought was funny this year.

LIZZIE BASSETT: OK, see you soon, guys.

MILES AND LIZZIE TOGETHER: Bye!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-This is the story of Cooks, Cybernetic Operational

Optimized Knights of Science, defending humanity

against beast rebels of the hellscape.

When it comes to the future, you can never have too many cooks.